creative director and word writer. a decidedly okayish dad. I have a black belt in feelings. horrified I'm using effect/affect wrong on a daily basis.
San Francisco, CA
Joined April 2008
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just heard someone say “they’re not symptoms of depression, they’re blues clues” and that’s how i’m going to explain being sad forever now.
Howard Dean wasn’t allowed to run for president because he got too excited and yelled kinda funny one time and I think about that every day for absolutely no reason at all.
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It's played for laughs but the media's unwillingness to do ANY soul searching about how they've covered Trump since 2016, what that has done to the nation, and why he is treated differently than literally any other politician on earth is its own failure.
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out: losing weight with glp-1s
in: losing weight because trump gutted the fda and now all food is poison
The FDA has recalled sourdough bread due to contamination with "shards of metal."
Readers added context they thought people might want to know
The FDA did not issue a general recall on all sourdough bread. This recall is limited to 517 loaves of "Potato Sourdough" bread from a single business, Grand Central Bakery in Seattle, WA, after a pallet nail was found in a single loaf. fda.gov/safety/recalls…
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No one will ever hate you in person as much as strangers on the internet pretend to.
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Military experts say it will be difficult for the United States to retrieve Iran's nuclear materials. A senile rapist who shits himself in public says it will be easy. For busy Americans, it can be hard to know who to trust.
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People are being killed in our name whether you voted for it or not. I can’t imagine not feeling bad about that.
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I don’t know who needs to hear Jesse Jackson leading the kids on Sesame Street in this beautiful call-and-response reminding them that every child is somebody, but here it is
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If I ever learn what this tweet means, you have my consent to compassionately euthanize me
I have the olympics on in the background at home and it reminds me of hearing my mom watching it in the kitchen when I was growing up 🥹
Just a weird variety of people whispering about sports I have never heard of. “MMMmmm Greg, she FINALLY landed the fluttengarf, we know that’s been a bee in her bonnet since the ‘07 Worlds in Saskatchewan!”
Nostalgia is so soothing.
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Of course that’s your contention. You’re a first time SF visitor. You just enjoyed your first embarcadero walk on a 67F day in Feb with beautiful views while listening to a TBPN podcast. Naturally you’ll believe that’s the best thing ever until next month when you discover Green Street steps and urban rucking on a work call “off camera today”. That’ll last until sometime in Q2, when you’ll be fawning over your marina run club, right up until you discover Marin County and go on about the Dipsea Trail and your first triathlon, Rapha singlets and how much wearables are helping your recovery.
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MAGA Christians are treating the Epstein files like they do the Bible. They just pick and choose which parts they want to believe
