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I have been waiting patiently for it to get fixed since I know nothing in this modern world actually works. But I give up. THE ESPN APP SUCKS MOOSE COCK! I cannot get Sunday NFL Countdown on it. It takes three or four buttons before you reach anything even when it does work. IT SHOULD SHOW WHAT IS LIVE ON ESPN THE MINUTE YOU GO TO IT! Does that take a rocket science to figure it out? Fuck!
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Halloween season is over. It’s now officially “Michael Mann accidentally shoots himself trying to holster his gun” season.
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When you love what you do you’ll never work a day in your life
Michael Mann Accidentally Shoots Himself in Leg at Los Angeles Gun Range tmz.me/48u5xaG
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Remembering that Lights Camera Jackson once said director John Lee Hancock's run of Saving Mr. Banks/The Founder/The Highwaymen/The Little Things was the greatest four film run of all time
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people who wear niche Halloween costumes are sickos. explaining a costume to someone is such an awful interaction.
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SCORE! Patti LuPone’s House Giving Out Full-Size Packs of Marlboro Blacks and Also She Curses at You
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Remember, Halloween isn’t until tomorrow. If you go out tonight and see a vampire or skeleton, you shoot them with a gun.
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It’s so funny that Patrick Stewart loved Othello and wanted to play him so bad that instead of doing blackface he just produced a race reversed version of the play where he played white Othello
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Don’t be surprised if Melania becomes the Best Picture front runner soon. I think people are seriously underestimating how much this movie is going to connect with audiences including academy voters.




























