Filmmaker: Punch, Midnight Peepshow, Rumpelstiltskin, Custom OUT NOW. Production co: @paranoid_films
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I’m honestly convinced all chatgpt flyers were trained off of this single poster
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John Boorman has a good line about this. When you make a film, you’re turning money into light. But the real trick is that you have to then turn the light back into money.
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We need to unleash Jason on Camp Looksmax
Parents panic after teen son vanishes from home - and they find out he spent $7K at Clavicular's 'Camp Looksmax' trib.al/wJ8EMEt
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"Elon Musk says" is consistently the start of a sentence that ends up being one of the stupidest things that you've ever read in your life.
Elon Musk says Neuralink will allow humans to communicate with animals by 2028.
Readers added context they thought people might want to know
Hoops Crave is a well known satrical account that posts false stories.
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The secret’s out, screenwriters.
@PipelineArtists
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This genuinely is a sign of rising conservatism what do you mean nudity was scrapped from the revival of the violence and nudity franchise
Crystal Lake showrunner Brad Caleb Kane says he tried to get more explicit nudity into the series
"I tried. That’s America. You can give the kids the violence, but God forbid they see some breasts."
(via @TheWrap)
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Introducing tiny.london
A massive isometric pixel map of London, based on amazing NYC demo by @_coenen from 9 months ago
My agent created the dataset, finetuned qwen image LoRA adapter, did a multiday inference run and built an efficient tile viewer!
I wanted to share something I built over the last few weeks: isometric.nyc is a massive isometric pixel art map of NYC, built with nano banana and coding agents.
I didn't write a single line of code.
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Every few years Elon unveils a new Mechanical Turk and I have to listen to the stupidest marks on planet earth incredulously demand that other people be suckers too lest they kill the fun
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First day in work at the civil service and I’ve been assigned to the PornHub Monitoring Office. I will watch porn for 8 hours straight and note down any time I see incest or choking. They’ve said it’s a job for life.
Porn showing choking or incest to be banned from early November, government says bbc.in/3TF2Ijx
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In a really crappy world, it's nice to see some good news for a change...
The Prince Charles Cinema Secures its Future
The Prince Charles Cinema is thrilled to announce that we have signed a new 25-year lease with no break clause, ensuring our projectors will keep rolling for years to come.
#YouSavedThePCC
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Password must contain a symbol, a number, an emotional arc, a centralized theme, a big set piece, a male lead "struggling w/inner demons" & a strong female character.
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Notice how he’s minding his business and enjoying the film while you’re taking photos of strangers
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Honestly, i'd Fire everyone who voted against James Wan.
Jason Blum reveals that “Other Mommy” was almost released under a different title.
“Well, funnily enough, my partner James Wan wanted to call it ‘Other Mother,’ and he got outvoted,” Blum revealed during #NYCC. “This is probably why we should always listen to James Wan.”
variety.com/2026/film/news/o…
Between this and that godawful Hollywood Reporter article it seems horror movies are in the firing line. In October of all months! Our scared time! So with that in mind I’d like to say “shut the fuck up” to all the hot-take havers.
Are There Too Many Horror Movies? indiewire.com/features/comme…
