@eeeeow

♡ survival ... is an infinite capacity for suspicion ♡

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everyone clowns on adhd people when they pop 30mg of adderall and start crying about how “they finally know what it’s like to be normal” but they’re low key right. humans are meant to be on high dose amphetamines
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He doesn't know I'm trimming his nails today
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Scientists have identified the specific male dance movements that women find most attractive
Daily Loud
@DailyLoudOct 24
Scientists have identified the specific male dance movements that women find most attractive Researchers from Northumbria University mapped out the exact body mechanics that signal health, vigor, and reproductive quality to female observers.
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amanda seyfried seems smarter than like isaac newton
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THERE GOES MY HERO!
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every single clip of them is like the young girl asking ethan to compare hand sizes in her gamer girl voice and his wife going "what that mean🫥"
belle@bellatacobellOct 24
The way Hila’s entire face drops :/ #H3H3 #H3 #ethanklein #hilaklein #Tamara
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People have been tweeting in cliffhanger threads style in a way they haven't been doing before, sometimes you can't express a thought or story in one tweet but I think we need to be challenging ourselves to express ourselves succinctly because I hate opening a thread of bullshit
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I don't doubt the extensive use of mossed honey pots I'm just struggling to understand why Ethan Klein would be a target
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I mean once the podcast was super popular (for some reason) sure, but what was his utility 20 years ago
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pulled some salmon out of the fridge only to turn around and see this
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I thought this was a joke OH MY GOD
Readers added context they thought people might want to know
The woman in this video is not Hila Klein. It is a satirical TikTok by @failedaburtion of someone painting Stars of David captioned as her healing after the affair. variety.com/2026/digital/n…
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eo retweeted
vio@ErogetismOct 24
FactPost
@factpostnewsOct 23
Trump posts cryptic health message: "A healthy person has a thousand dreams. A sick person has only one (to get better)! President DONALD J. TRUMP"
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the most fucked up part of this story is someone being an intern at 27
Emerald Apple
@AI_EmeraldAppleOct 23
Current speculation of who Ethan cheated with is Tamara Joseph, a 27 year old intern-animator at the podcast. The speculation is basically due to her absence in recent episodes... The H3 crew, including Hila, unfollowed her, and she hasn't engaged with any supportive statements for Hila. So far, Tamara is the only one out of the H3 crew who has not reposted or shared the statement, interacted with Hila's Instagram post, or issued any denial or any comments on social media. There are also rumors of a "poker" related incident... IFYKYK... Currently, there is no confirmed evidence that it's her, but it matches timing, social media patterns, and the "age match". She joined the crew on May 2025, and is someone who is a British Jewish origin. But again. This is speculation. It's also over for Ethan. There is no coming back from this. A man who built his reputation on "doing the right thing" burnt it all down for some foid...
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Nothing is more comfortable to him that my pillow
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Cutting out that toxic person in your life >>
Sammy Guevara
@sammyguevaraOct 22
2023 vs 2026 ❤️
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Karaoke Tonight and they're letting me sing whatever, I love this place
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Sorry babe you're an outlier
Autoandrophilia August & Everything After@HateKillEIonOct 23
OK as someone who's done the Toilet Paper Tampon move myself countless times what we're not gonna do is pretend this is male authors not knowing how to write women and not something women actually do
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I can't tell if I just passively absorbed Ethan Klein's face or if there's someone more famous that he looks like because I have no reason to know who he is but his face looks so familiar, I thought maybe Horatio Sanz but I don't think that's it
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Coworkers are talking about how they don't understand speeders because "why are they trying to get home so fast???"
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