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Well that was the funniest most emotional terrifying uplifting 10 days of my life. We did it. We got our boy hitched.
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I've been playing golf for 25+ years. I have made every mistake in the book. I've also learned how to play at a level that puts me in the top 0.5% Here is what I have learned:
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This type of horrific abuse could occur on @nationaltrust @ForestryEngland @DefenceHQ @ExmoorNP and other lands which are meant to be for public good if they grant hunting licenses . Do you want that ? Please politely let them know how you feel .
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So this happened yesterday. Honestly? We are broken. This account is run by just three frontline NHS staff. In truth at least two of us are having a wobble. If you support what we are doing and think we are needed please will you follow and retweet this to your followers? 🙏🏻
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Ban the Orange Walk in Glasgow and put an end to sectarianism @GlasgowCC, RT if you agree
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My first race went well. I'm pleased. 🏊‍♂️(1.5km) 29:02 / 🚴‍♂️(40km) 1:12.09 / 🏃‍♀️(10km) 38:26 / Overall 2:23.24
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Brilliant. Bikes the answer to so many questions.
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Fitness pervs - Are the sub-£50 cheaply made tracker watches basically OK? I don't want it judging me for my shitty sleep patterns but I need it to be actually waterproof and track runs accurately.
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IPA's are fucking disgusting and the kooky branding is annoying. Give me *your* off trend opinions!
The cool kids set every app they use to dark mode/theme. Why was 'blinding 24 hour garage white' ever the default background for anything?
I tried a bottle of 'Huel' as an ironic joke having sneered at this ludicrously named joyless looking product for ages. It was nice I now love them.
Guess I'm one of these twats now.
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I want the wanky new twitter update that everyone hates! I want to hate it too!
Every day I'm bould-er-in'.
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Tom Daley is a rockstar I love him. What a great role model.
Just saw Laura Muir's 1500m silver run. So deserved, so gutsy, brill! 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🇬🇧