Joe Simkins retweeted
I've been playing golf for 25+ years.
I have made every mistake in the book.
I've also learned how to play at a level that puts me in the top 0.5%
Here is what I have learned:
Joe Simkins retweeted
This type of horrific abuse could occur on @nationaltrust @ForestryEngland @DefenceHQ @ExmoorNP and other lands which are meant to be for public good if they grant hunting licenses . Do you want that ? Please politely let them know how you feel .
Joe Simkins retweeted
So this happened yesterday.
Honestly? We are broken. This account is run by just three frontline NHS staff. In truth at least two of us are having a wobble.
If you support what we are doing and think we are needed please will you follow and retweet this to your followers? 🙏🏻
Joe Simkins retweeted
Ban the Orange Walk in Glasgow and put an end to sectarianism @GlasgowCC, RT if you agree
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If you’ve already seen a Sloth on a boat playing with the water, keep scrolling..🦥
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Not all men, no. But we are forced to assume it could be every man whenever we go out alone
Joe Simkins retweeted
Do you think anyone’s willy is so big they’ve flushed it down the toilet by accident?
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Tier 1: Normalish Christmas
Tier 2: Christmas but stand over there
Tier 3: Christmas but grandma's in a Zorb
Tier 4: No Christmas for you
Joe Simkins retweeted
Why does Matt Hancock sit down like Woody in Toy Story when a human enters the room
Joe Simkins retweeted
I'm on a little mission to listen to 'important' albums by musicians I've never tapped into, but felt I maybe should.
Starting with The Beatles (Sgt. Pepper's) and Bowie (Ziggy Stardust).
Recommendations wanted please!
Joe Simkins retweeted
New video now up on @WatchNebula about how scientist's made a human-pig hybrid...for real! It's a biggy and I'm pretty proud of it so head over now and sign up to watch before YouTube gets its grubby little trotters on it (in a couple of days). 🐷
#science #shortfilm
Joe Simkins retweeted
Sharing biscuits is tricky right now, but our Chocolate Digestives are #TooGoodNotToShare
So, just FOLLOW US and RETWEET this tweet and we'll DM you a code so you can send anyone a couple of FREE biscuits!
Limited 10K packs so get tweeting! T&Cs apply: mcvities.co.uk/TGNTSTC
Joe Simkins retweeted
Sharing biscuits is tricky right now, but our Chocolate Digestives are #TooGoodNotToShare
So, just FOLLOW US and RETWEET this tweet and we'll DM you a code so you can send anyone a couple of FREE biscuits!
Limited 10K packs so get tweeting! T&Cs apply: mcvities.co.uk/TGNTSTC























