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I've been playing golf for 25+ years. I have made every mistake in the book. I've also learned how to play at a level that puts me in the top 0.5% Here is what I have learned:
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This type of horrific abuse could occur on @nationaltrust @ForestryEngland @DefenceHQ @ExmoorNP and other lands which are meant to be for public good if they grant hunting licenses . Do you want that ? Please politely let them know how you feel .
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So this happened yesterday. Honestly? We are broken. This account is run by just three frontline NHS staff. In truth at least two of us are having a wobble. If you support what we are doing and think we are needed please will you follow and retweet this to your followers? 🙏🏻
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Ban the Orange Walk in Glasgow and put an end to sectarianism @GlasgowCC, RT if you agree
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Can’t get over Joe Wicks saying motivation is two syllables
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Good luck for Scotland, please RT #EURO2020 #SCO
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Simon and Garth’s uncle.
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If you’ve already seen a Sloth on a boat playing with the water, keep scrolling..🦥
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Not all men, no. But we are forced to assume it could be every man whenever we go out alone
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Do you think anyone’s willy is so big they’ve flushed it down the toilet by accident?
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"She's turned the weans against us"
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Replying to @DaftLimmy
Same energy
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Tier 1: Normalish Christmas Tier 2: Christmas but stand over there Tier 3: Christmas but grandma's in a Zorb Tier 4: No Christmas for you
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Why does Matt Hancock sit down like Woody in Toy Story when a human enters the room
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I'm on a little mission to listen to 'important' albums by musicians I've never tapped into, but felt I maybe should. Starting with The Beatles (Sgt. Pepper's) and Bowie (Ziggy Stardust). Recommendations wanted please!
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New video now up on @WatchNebula about how scientist's made a human-pig hybrid...for real! It's a biggy and I'm pretty proud of it so head over now and sign up to watch before YouTube gets its grubby little trotters on it (in a couple of days). 🐷 #science #shortfilm
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Sharing biscuits is tricky right now, but our Chocolate Digestives are #TooGoodNotToShare So, just FOLLOW US and RETWEET this tweet and we'll DM you a code so you can send anyone a couple of FREE biscuits! Limited 10K packs so get tweeting! T&Cs apply: mcvities.co.uk/TGNTSTC
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Sharing biscuits is tricky right now, but our Chocolate Digestives are #TooGoodNotToShare So, just FOLLOW US and RETWEET this tweet and we'll DM you a code so you can send anyone a couple of FREE biscuits! Limited 10K packs so get tweeting! T&Cs apply: mcvities.co.uk/TGNTSTC
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Influencers will post “nobody cares about your Spotify wrap up” and then post a 17 minute video about their skin care routine
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