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Having vitals taken at @NisaPremierHosp, Abuja, the first thing the nurse said was “We sell plantain chips.” I didn’t hear what she said at first, because it is just not something you expect to hear when you are having your blood pressure taken.
I told her I don’t want plantain chips and she said I could buy them for my family. I asked her if Dr Wada was aware that she was selling chips while taking vitals. Silence.
It is the kind of thing that erodes your confidence in the professionalism of the organisation.
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This is a Glazer hire and Ineos now have to go along with it. Poch is the ultimate bootlicker he won't make demands for signings or challenge the ownership. He will get on with it like good little boy. If you care about his coaching abilities, go and rewatch USA vs Belgium. Views
Mauricio Pochettino is ready to accept the #mufc head coach position, with talks over his appointment underway.
USA’s games against Haiti make the timing sensitive, but Pochettino is keen on the job once Michael Carrick is relieved of his duties [@SamiMokbel_BBC]
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On a separate note, I wonder how people choose to become victims of the worst case scenarios in their own imaginations. Like in your own free mind, the best imaginary partner you could come end up with is a completely useless one? Why?
This 50/50 discourse is hilarious because men are finally realising that women don’t necessarily want them badly enough to take on the stress and responsibilities that come with relationships.
If I can pay my bills and afford my lifestyle alone, why would I add the emotional labour of nurturing, catering to, managing and accommodating another adult, only to still split bills?
City spent over £200m on two players and still struggle to control games the way Rodri controls it.
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£100m player can flop and do whatever he likes @haywhyla.
🚨 Jack Grealish not involved for Everton at Newcastle United tonight. #EFC attacker yet to regain fitness following omission from EFL Cup win over #NUFC last week after breach of club discipline. Unclear if 31yo returns v Coventry on Friday @TheAthleticFC nytimes.com/athletic/7738572…
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For the fans who don't see through Carragher, they assume his analysis doesn't have any bias. You will learn.
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💬 “We had a lot of possession, especially in the first half, but it was because they were not coming man-to-man.”
Cesc Fabregas speaks after beating Manchester United 4-1 in Como 💪
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One of my family friends who are on holiday to the UK came visiting in the course of the week. When my kids were leaving for school yesterday morning, my friend gave the kids some money because he knew they won't be back from school yet by the time he would be leaving our place. Then my daughter told me that she would take the £50 given to her by my friend as her pocket money on the school trip they are going for this weekend. They are going for a four day camping trip starting from tomorrow. I told her that she would only take £30 along as her pocket money but she wasn't happy with that.
When I went to pick my daughter from school in the afternoon, she deliberately lead me to the school's head teacher who was standing at the gate and asked her in my presence "Hi Mrs XYZ, please will £30 be enough as pocket money and how much are we supposed to take along with us for our school trip". The head teacher said "maximum of £10 for every student, no pupil should bring more than £10". Na so I burst into laughter and said thank you to the head teacher. 😁😁😁😁😁 – at Portsmouth, England
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Yours wasn't as bad. I dozed off on a flight while listening to NSPPD with my airpods. All of a sudden, I heard "Shout FIRE" not realising it was from my airpods. It was a dream but I thought I was in real life. I wanted to shout "FIRE" but I just managed to wake up and quickly cover my mouth.
Ko ni funny at all if I had screamed "FIRE" on that flight.
