Matthew (@goingbungus) profile picture
Joined November 2023
Dark woke is back baby RAAHHHHH
To all the people texting me asking if this is a real quote: Yep.
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Chica killed me on night 5 in front of all my classmates so I had to punish her
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She was homeless and returned a rental car she was SURVIVING IN late. Fuck Polymarket, fuck Kalshi, fuck prediction markets. Prosecute and jail all of these fucking people I’m going to keep saying it until these institutions are ASHES.
JUST IN: Newly elected Democratic Rep. LaKesha Womack faces felony car theft court hearing just days after defeating Republican incumbent in North Carolina.
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Nature is amazing, vandalize your local data center
Have you ever seen a more perfect gradient 😭
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Lost the midterms and have been straight rage posting ever since 😭
It is the official policy of the United States government that there are only two genders: male & female.
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Every single anti-trans post is literally just this
This is not true. Studies consistently show that trans women retain significant strength advantages even when on HRT for years.
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KSKSSKSKSKEKSKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEK
Replying to @brunotngz
Uma pessoa que chegaria ao ponto de abortar o filho não deveria ter filhos mesmo
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psa this bastard put a fuckin dead man's switch in his legislation
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"Sources tell me"
Sources in DC tell me Paxton is cooked Talarico is taking Texas.
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BREAKING: Due to Blexas, No Nut November is CANCELED
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Surprised Beef hasn’t made a tweet like “if Democrats win the Senate I’ll post ____” Is this character development?!?!
Replying to @JacobsLoverboy
If One Piece comes to Fortnite I will post a video of me sucking on feet
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My mom's thoughts on the midterms are "I hope the democrats win! This Trump man is awful." My dad's thoughts are "their elections are fake. Nothing in America would change without popular uprising."
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too easy. don’t say it. don’t say it. too easy. low hanging fruit. gauche. ableist. beneath me. don’t say it
THE PATRIOT NEXT TO ME WAS COACHING HIS ADULT DOWNS SON THROUGH HIS STRAIGHT R BALLOT WAGTFKY
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if we get blexas im unblocking my 4 year long codependent homoerotic situationship
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MY BITCH IS BAD MY TEXAS IS BLUE MY SENATOR A FREAK AND MY GOVERNOR A FOO! 🇲🇽🇲🇽🇲🇽🇲🇽🇲🇽🇲🇽
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They're so fucking mad oh my god 😭😭😭
Thank you for your attention to this matter.
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I'm an illegal immigrant who voted 46 times for James Talarico. My name is Sam Altman, CEO of OpenAI
If you vote illegally in this country, and you are NOT eligible to vote, @DHSgov will find you, hunt you down, and you will be prosecuted to the fullest extent of the law. Only American citizens should be deciding American elections.
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Me unleashing my army of 5,792 illegal immigrants into Massachusetts to write in Drake Maye for governor
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We're putting the @hasanthehun meat pic on the $100 bill
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SUCK ON THEM BRIGHT BLUE NUTS YOU PEDOPHILE FUCK RAAAAAHHHHHHH
America is going to win. 🇺🇸
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