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Nairobi, KEN
Joined February 2023
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Many people requested to see my work in my portfolio, so there were a lot of API requests in the chatbot and that became software problem
I turned to a round-robin load balancing architecture to distribute traffic across multiple instances
Here's my work: gregory.co.ke/
submitted the project
one AI agent writes the commentary line. A second agent re-checks every number and name against the raw match data before it airs.
Try it: gregory-bot.github.io/moment…
Code: github.com/gregory-bot/momen…
submitted the project
one AI agent writes the commentary line. A second agent re-checks every number and name against the raw match data before it airs.
Try it: gregory-bot.github.io/moment…
Code: github.com/gregory-bot/momen…
for the #InsideTheGame hackathon by @Microsoft and @premierleague, I built dangote
AI match commentary where every number has to be proven before it goes on screen. An AI writes the line, a verifier agent checks it against the raw match data, and anything false gets blocked.
gregory.tech retweeted
Young men in rural areas have abandoned farming to go sit by the roadside and town centres to
- Ride motorbikes
- do betting
- Drink alcohol
This is an embarrassment!
A generation that refuses to create wealth & produce food is a rotting generation.
#ManDay
gregory.tech retweeted
I turned a Spring Boot order request into an interactive 3D machine.
Security intake → Controller → Service → Redis → PostgreSQL → Kafka.
You can explode the assembly, inspect the internals, throttle requests, and trigger a database failure.
Built with Three.js, GSAP using @Kimi_Moonshot K3.1 pro
Try it here: springmech.kimi.page
😅😅😅😅💯🤣
On 5th September 2010 at KICC, Nairobi, Pastor Chris Ojigbani from Nigeria hosted an event for women called "Your Set Time for Marriage," "Marriage without delay."
Women were promised a rainfall of husbands if they attended the event.
Over 5,000 women attended.
Pastor Chris Ojigbani left at least Ksh 10 million richer.
The headlines in the newspapers were even hilarious:
"Women flock KICC prayers for free husbands."
Sylvia Nekesa was quoted at KICC saying,
"I want to get married even tomorrow, and I have been made to believe that if God wants me to get a husband even in an hour, then I will."
You can't go wrong with conning women, especially if it is about their desperation to get married.
What you need is timing and patience.
Con them properly. Disappear for another 10 years, return to a newer breed of women. Con them again.
Just keep changing your approach and messaging.
As you con them, they keep defending you.
gregory.tech retweeted
On 5th September 2010 at KICC, Nairobi, Pastor Chris Ojigbani from Nigeria hosted an event for women called "Your Set Time for Marriage," "Marriage without delay."
Women were promised a rainfall of husbands if they attended the event.
Over 5,000 women attended.
Pastor Chris Ojigbani left at least Ksh 10 million richer.
The headlines in the newspapers were even hilarious:
"Women flock KICC prayers for free husbands."
Sylvia Nekesa was quoted at KICC saying,
"I want to get married even tomorrow, and I have been made to believe that if God wants me to get a husband even in an hour, then I will."
You can't go wrong with conning women, especially if it is about their desperation to get married.
What you need is timing and patience.
Con them properly. Disappear for another 10 years, return to a newer breed of women. Con them again.
Just keep changing your approach and messaging.
As you con them, they keep defending you.
