Any all-caps tweets should be read in the voice of a Dalek.

Moandas
Joined May 2017
His "crime" was holding an Israeli flag. He, and his killer, are the reason I stand with Israel. #IStandWithIsrael
Awful hate crime in Los Angeles: Local law enforcement confirmed late Monday that a Jewish man died as a result of a head injury after being assaulted by a pro-Palestinian protester with a megaphone.
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Celebrity plastic surgeons be like “yeah you’re beautiful but what if you were perfect?” *removes beautiful features*
Replying to @brunettemocha
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All those years I've been flavouring tea with milk and sugar by using the actual milk and sugar I have already, like a fucking idiot
What a world we live in. Tea-ARDIS. It stands for…
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Same goes for the playlist which is playing before the band come on. I assume these are chosen by the bands, because they normally has quirky choices like Temporary Secretary by Paul McCartney, to show they have great taste. BUT NEVER ONE OF THE SONGS EVERYONE HAS COME TO HEAR.
I have been going to gigs for over 30 years, but for some reason I will avoid wearing the t shirt of a band that are on the bill. I don't know why this is, but it's always been the case. I know this isn't the most exciting confession, but it is true.
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I was expecting Israel to be a little America—mostly English-speaking, a land full of convenience. What I found was distinctly Middle Eastern—the people are brash, speak with their hands, and often don't know a lick of English. There are stray cats everywhere, mopeds, and graffiti. The street signs are in Hebrew, English, and Arabic. There is a mosque on prime beachfront property in Tel Aviv. There is every kind of citizen imaginable. I saw Ethiopian Jews serving in the IDF. While touring an ancient Jewish site, I ran into a group of Arab schoolchildren also there to learn. I met a Mizrahi cab driver whose parents fled Morocco in the 50s. Douglas Murray famously made Americans irate when he flamed Dave Smith on an episode of Joe Rogan for having never traveled to Israel—but he’s right. Visiting Israel shows you just how wrong the west is about the Jewish state. Just go there.
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Normally because it's better than whatever she told us we wanted to do.
why are men always ok with doing nothing for their birthday?
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Grumpy Who retweeted
U2's documentary 'Rattle and Hum' premiered in the band's native Dublin, Ireland 38 years ago on October 27, 1988 | Listen to the accompanying album + revisit our tribute here: album.ink/U2rattlehum
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Sudden uni flashback
Works splendidly.
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"This is middle-class people preening, the way they used to try to outdo each other’s hats at garden parties." Superb as always from Gareth here...
I wrote about the Mummy consent nonsense - Link below ⤵️
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Used to be D, but now I'd go C. I have no idea why.
Which glass is poured correctly??
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"One young kiddie on cake cried all the water out of his body. Just imagine how his mother felt. It's a fucking disgrace."
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Easy winner, nice one Skeletor!
There's loads of "fake covers" for Resurrection of the Daleks - here's some of the very best! 1 by @LeeBinding 2 by @willbrooks 3 by @AndrewSkilleter 4 by @GaryWales
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The perfect reply doesn’t exist - oh hang on, now it does.
So because statistically, sober drivers are involved in more fatal crashes than drunk drivers in absolute numbers, that's the statistic I should bear in mind when deciding whether I get in a drunk or sober person's car for a lift home, right?
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This whole thing is brilliant. This idiot thought it was a Muslim woman in a hijab so was performatively offended, etc. But it’s actually a painfully non-offensive balding man. TfL reflexively pretended they aren’t official posters in a panic, but have had to delete the tweet.
Disgusting insinuation in this campaign. Absolutely appalling @MayorofLondon @TfL @ACT
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Was initially excited, until I saw it's getting the ABBA Voyage treatment.
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Great article about kids' magpie-like attitude to music. Saw my thirteen-year-old watching Sinatra's My Way the other day. You never know what's coming next!
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That trope often found in sci-fi and fantasy where an old man takes a young girl away from her home on an adventure, sometimes never to return, is barely disguised kidnap/paedophilia fantasy.
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The BBC has agreed to pay £400,000 to an award-winning Jewish documentary-maker who alleged she was subjected to antisemitism and pushed out of the corporation after October 7. Lucie Kon, 57, spent 22 years at the BBC and worked on programmes including Panorama, Today, BBC Breakfast and Storyville. Films she commissioned or helped produce won an Oscar, Emmy and Bafta. Kon says her treatment changed dramatically after the Hamas attacks. She alleges colleagues described Zionists like her as “evil”, argued that Israel should be called terrorist if Hamas was, and told her to consider what had driven Hamas to carry out the massacre. When she proposed a documentary about October 7, Kon says she was told she was “too partial” to oversee it because she was Jewish. She subsequently filed a formal grievance, but a BBC investigation rejected her complaint. Kon says she was then kept away from work for months. During a restructuring, her position was made redundant and she failed to secure the similar role replacing it. She launched unfair-dismissal proceedings. The BBC has now agreed substantial compensation, reported as £400,000, without admitting liability or accepting that Kon suffered antisemitism. Kon says Jewish employees still at the corporation continue to face hostility and feel unable to identify openly as Jewish or Zionist.
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Evening all. Here’s a new photo restoration and colourisation from #DoctorWho and the Massacre (of St Bartholomew’s Eve, if you must). David Weston as Nicholas and Peter Purves as Steven outside Charles Preslin’s apothecary - sorry, apotheKary, according to the sign painter - in Riverside Studio 1 on Friday 28th January 1966 during camera rehearsals for Episode 2, ‘The Sea Beggar’.
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BREAKING: BBC forced to take down its education website used by millions after it was found to contain all sorts of devices and articles promoting the Labour Party, leftist politics, as well as ‘extreme views on migration and Net Zero’ (via @DailyMail) dailymail.com/news/article-1…
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