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just a tweetin // Leo

Tennessee/Kentucky
Joined July 2012
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Jack Paschall retweeted
Driving at night? Here’s 500,000 lumens of LED RAPE straight to your eyeballs
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Rot in piss under the jail, but thank you Russell Brand for providing me my hardest laugh of 2026.
Piers Morgan asked Russell Brand which passages were relevant to him when he brought a Bible into court.
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Trump: I love the meat! Ahhhh! I love it, look! *gestures*
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someone being raped as a child being considered a "flaw" in their character kind of explains why Republicans embraced Jeffrey Epstein's closest friends and get furious when teachers try to protect students from abusive parents
Vivek Ramaswamy defends his ad featuring Amy Acton's estranged mother: "Politics is a tough sport. You point out where you think your opponents are flawed."
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Dawg….. DAWG…. Ain’t no fucking way😭
JD Vance: "We made English profeishhincy mandatory"
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im sorry man, chanting "USA, USA, USA" while someone gets assaulted for confronting a pedophile is just too on the nose for me when it comes to describing this current movement.
Trump rally attendees physically assault a protester wearing a shirt that says "RELEASE THE EPSTEIN FILES"
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An infuriating transgression
If this is what the Trump administration is doing to hundreds of perfectly healthy mature trees in Washington, D.C. in broad daylight, imagine what they're doing to our national forests, protected public lands, and the Arctic Refuge.
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“a ridiculous degree of restraint”
Disproportionate? This is war. Israel has show a ridiculous degree of restraint.
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Jack Paschall retweeted
Not to be annoying but I don’t think the president should be allowed to joke about American cities getting bombed
Trump on Iran: Let 'em take out Los Angeles and San Diego, it's a small price to pay
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Jack Paschall retweeted
Me at the red light while the homeless guy stares in my window
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This is what Trump was doing on 9/11.
Trump claims he was basically lifted out of the rubble on 9/11: "Two fireman, big strong guys, they grabbed me under the arms -- 'got to get our of here!' -- and they literally lifted me up, and they started running with me."
Readers added context they thought people might want to know
Trump was miles from Ground Zero on 9/11, speaking by phone from his office. He visited the area days later. His story of being lifted from the rubble by firefighters first appeared in 2021 and lacks corroborating evidence. politifact.com/factchecks/202… usatoday.com/story/news/fac… newsweek.com/fact-check-did…
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Your father just had 500 wild horses slaughtered last month after chasing them down with helicopters in a horrible act of animal cruelty. Read the room you dumb ass.
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Jack Paschall retweeted
If I tried to jog with these boobs, I'd end up with two black eyes! Enjoy the beautiful weather!!
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“listen to your body” my body wants ice cream all the fucking time
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"Flock" is hilarious because they are literally calling you all sheep
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anyone wanna come over? i’m making pillsbury glass bread, parasite lettuce caesar salad, and screwworm steak for dinner 💕
The FDA announced a recall of more than 735,000 packages of Pillsbury bread rolls due to possible glass contamination.
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Jack Paschall retweeted
very typical that the woke, liberal media won’t give our president credit for filling the reflecting pool with delicious, refreshing Mountain Dew
It's so funny that these are real images. $14 million to clean the Reflecting Pool and it came out neon green. Republicans *lavished* praise on Trump for this.
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Jack Paschall retweeted
This is what the world looks like if you have blue enough eyes
Does the average summer day look like this for anyone else
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HE FLED THE COUNTRY TO ESCAPE BEING CHARGED FOR RAPING LITTLE BOYS, and yet he just waltzes into Trump's property, protected, to dedicate a golden statue.
Why is Brock Pierce, who had to flee the country to escape charges of drugging & sexually abusing boys, and who's name appears in the Epstein files DOZENS of times, front and center next to Trump's "spiritual advisor" at the dedication of Trump's "golden statue?"
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When someone tries to downplay the president’s recent post of an AI photo depicting him as Jesus, as if he’s not trying to make himself out to be divine, you may remind them that he’s also posted these.
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