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Genuinely mental that the quickest, and only reliable, route of going from Chester to Newcastle today is via London
Batshit insane British rail
Maybe instead of the £50m we give each year to Pakistan we spend that money on improving northern rail connections?
There’s food for thought for you @andyburnham
@grok since rail was privatised, have we given away tens of billions £ to Yemen, Afghanistan, Nigeria, Sudan, Congo, Somalia, Ethiopia, Pakistan, Palestine, and more? If that money was spent on domestic transport instead, what would the british train system be like now?
I think visiting Chester has just restored my faith that there *is* still a Britain worth saving
Being in this city is like turning the clocks back 20 years!
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Tyne Bridge closed
Tyne Tunnel on fire
Metty off
Instead of expanding the metro to Washington, which nee cunt other than people who live in Washy and fancy Eldon Square instead of the Galleries want, build another bridge over the Tyne for fuck sake @KiMcGuinness
Currently on a Transport For Wales train between two English cities. Got to love the British train system
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Replying to @Toon_Unfiltered
They want free movement to drive wages down and suppress pay increases. They know exactly what they are doing and it’s meant to benefit the hidden hands
Labour DO understand. It’s not possible for them to NOT understand.
Everyone else needs to realise that socialists don’t believe in private businesses.
They don’t believe in individuals starting a small business and improving their life.
They believe in a small number of large multinationals controlling and owning everything.
With a permanent underclass of slaves.
A business owner told me this week that his TINY bar in a small northern city needs to take £30k EVERY WEEK just to BREAK EVEN.
Everyone’s using up their cash reserves just to STAY OPEN, hoping one day conditions might improve.
But if this doesn’t happen before the cash they’ve built up runs out, they’ve lost their entire life’s work.
This is happening BY DESIGN.
This war has been going on for nearly five years, and somehow the one thing that never seems to run out is money
Zelensky keeps asking for more, Europe keeps sending it, and ordinary Europeans, especially Ukrainians, are the ones paying the price with their lives.
Europe doesn't want this war to end, and Zelensky doesn't seem much interested in ending it either. They just keep pretending they're working toward peace while the money keeps flowing
Hundreds of billions have been poured into this war, and we're supposed to believe there aren't massive financial and political incentives to keep the whole thing going? Come on
And don't forget the fact that Ukraine didn't even had election since 2019
The political elites get to make speeches, demand more money, and pretend they're saving the world while ordinary families bury their children
It's absolutely insane how this has become an endless cycle of asking for money, sending money, and sending people to die, with no end in sight
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When people donated their hard earned money to a charity to build and maintain London’s bridges over the last 850 years - I can guarantee you that not one of them expected that their money would be diverted to organisations called:
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That no one is screaming about this is incomprehensible.
Where is the MSM?
@CNN
@FoxNews
@livenowfox
@CBSNews
@NBCNews
@washingtonpost
@nytimes
@I24TV
@MSNBC
@Jerusalem_Post
@TexasJewishPost
@AtlJewishTimes
Right now, a genocide against Christians, perpetrated by Muslims, is happening in Nigeria.
More than 3,000 members of Reverend Ezekiel Dachomo’s church have been killed. And he has already conducted over 200 mass burials for his congregation.
This year alone, more Christians have been killed in Nigeria than Gazans in 3 years of war. But no one seems to care, and the media remains silent.
You can make statistics show whatever you want.
This is the ultimate example.
The new crime survey is out - the "Lawless Britain" picture in full
- Violence at lowest since records began in 1981
- Corroborated by hospital figures for knife wounds
- Robbery: record low
- Overall crime 78% below 1995 peak.
- Shoplifting up
More:-
comment.press/lawless
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Replying to @TyneSnapper
Fact: the last time Northumberland street was a street with ZERO works ongoing was February 2003
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My new neighbourhood in Newham:
2012: Beautiful community pub
2014: Pub closes and is boarded up
2024: "Desi bridal shops", "Simran clothes" and "Kundan jewellery"
As East End culture has declined in London, a different culture has replaced it.
Very Fulhamish if we only stay up because this lol
🚨 BREAKING: Manchester City are expected to face a HUGE points deduction that would guarantee relegation to the Championship, following guilty verdicts on the vast majority of their 115 financial charges.
A further points deduction next season could keep City in the Championship for at least TWO seasons.
Relegation to League Two is considered unlikely.
[Daily Mail]
Heavy rifle police presence at St Pancras this morning. Wonder if that’s for any Paris rioters who jump on the Eurostar. Or for any locals who’d want to stop them from arriving.
This explains why there’s been an unlimited supply of these being handed out for free at every university throughout all of October
Poppi's founders just learned the most expensive lesson in M&A!
When they sold to PepsiCo, the deal was for $1.9B plus a $300M earnout (a future contingent payment based on the performance of the brand for some period after closing).
And PepsiCo just announced that it is valuing that $300M at a “paltry” $12M.
That stings!
I've negotiated a lot of earnouts in my career. Here's what most sellers don't understand until it's too late:
1. An earnout is a future bet on a business you no longer control.
After closing, the buyer sets budget, pricing, hiring, marketing, etc. Every lever behind whether or not you get your earnout belongs to someone else.
2. The incentives can flip the day you close if you’re not careful.
As a seller, you want to do everything to hit the targets. But as the buyer, you pay less if they're missed.
Ideally, the earnout is structured so that both parties win or lose together.
If performance tanks, the buyer earns less overall so it pays less to the seller.
If performance improves, the buyer earns more so it pays more to the seller.
Incentives are aligned.
What you absolutely cannot allow to happen is an earnout structured so that performance can improve allowing the buyer to earn more, but still pay less to the seller.
How on earth could that happen?
I'm so glad you asked...
3. The accounting decides the outcome.
How you define "revenue", "EBITDA" or any other measurement metric used to determine the earnout is what ultimately drives the payout.
So things like how corporate overhead gets allocated or what happens when the Seller’s product is folded into a larger brand with competing products becomes unbelievably important.
Again, remember the incentives.
With a poorly structured earnout, a company like PepsiCo could be incentivized to buy a brand like Poppi and purposely underinvest in the brand in order to eliminate a key competitor to its other products.
So PepsiCo could earn more by driving more revenue to products other than Poppi, while simultaneously reducing the earnout payable to Poppi because Poppi's direct performance declines.
PepsiCo wins -> Poppi loses.
Sellers have to be very careful about how the accounting for the earnout is defined and whether it causes misaligned incentives.
4. The reasons above are why earnouts are among the most litigated terms in M&A.
Sellers often sue buyers claiming the buyer sandbagged performance. And Buyers defend by saying “The contract gave us full discretion."
Courts will generally enforce whatever terms the parties agreed to in writing, so an argument that Buyer acted in “bad faith" rarely saves a seller who didn't negotiate adequate protections.
5. If you agree to an earnout, protect it at all costs!
> Tie it to metrics like revenue, which are subject to less manipulation than metrics like Adjusted EBITDA.
> Include strict operating covenants around things like required budget, sales support, and no diverting customers to other products or business lines.
> Push for audit rights and a dispute mechanism.
> Demand acceleration of the earnout if the buyer or product line is sold, merged, shut down, or deprioritized.
> Keep the measurement period short! The longer the period, the more opportunity it gives a Buyer to game the system.
To be transparent, I don’t have any background into what happened here. I have no idea if the earnout was poorly structured or if PepsiCo acted in a way to purposely reduce the earnout.
That's not the point of this post.
What I do know is that a $300M earnout that is written down to $12M is a tale as old as time and almost certainly to end up in litigation.
And even if not the case in this particular instance, in most cases where this happens, there's often things that could have been done in the transaction documents to avoid it.
My advice to every seller I represent who is considering agreeing to an earnout is simple:
Value the deal based on cash at close and treat the earnout as a bonus. If you get it, great. But don’t count on it!




























