Carbon based lifeform from the Highlands of Scotland. Hater of ITK's. Lewis Hall, Lewis Miley. Malick Thiaw stan. I tweet for my own amusement #NUFC
Newcastle upon Tyne
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Can only ever be this goal for me now #NUFC
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Then we beat him 3-0 and he called our atmosphere shit, love Jose 😂😂😂
Jose Mourinho on St James Park and Newcastle:
“At this stadium people don’t come here to watch the game - they come to play alongside the team.
This city has a totally different culture to London, and the big clubs like Chelsea and Arsenal.
I love coming here to play, it’s beautiful. It’s an extraordinary atmosphere in this stadium and in this city.”
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Welcome back la révolution culturelle
🇷🇸 Serbia’s election-winning Student List has declared "war on reality TV"
Student List plans to:
- Limit reality TV to 45 minutes a day, air it late at night and ban live broadcasts on national frequencies.
- Dedicate 30% of TV programming to children’s and educational content.
- And other regulaltion on media.
Like in other balkan countries reality TV dominates television viewership in Serbia.
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Mick Foley ripping off the Mankind mask and revealing Cactus Jack on Raw is still one of the greatest swerves of the Attitude Era.
Triple H’s reaction sold it perfectly.
The crowd knew exactly what was coming.
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The Portsmouth council tax payer dishing out the plastic jibes. Talk about lack of self awareness.
Some people on this app have accused me of being Xenophobic for sympathising with Michael Carrick over the way he has been treated by an inept board. Id suggest these people need to actually attend a game at OT to realise the high regard in which an #MUFC CL winner is held.
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Newcastle United had some serious midfielders over the years, Rob Lee was one of those!
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Of course they are going to sack their manager before the derby 😂
🚨🔴 𝗕𝗥𝗘𝗔𝗞𝗜𝗡𝗚: Sunderland are preparing to SACK Regis Le Bris following the club’s woeful start to the Premier League season! 🤯💣
😳 Sunderland are currently sitting in the RELEGATION ZONE, and the club’s hierarchy are growing increasingly concerned about their situation! 🚨
👀 Sunderland have already started exploring potential replacements, and Xavi Hernández has emerged as a sensational target! 🔥
🇳🇱 In an extraordinary proposal, Sunderland are reportedly trying to convince Xavi to take charge of the club while ALSO continuing his role with the Netherlands national team!
💥 A DUAL-MANAGER ROLE for Xavi Hernández? Sunderland could be preparing one of the most unusual managerial appointments in football! 🔴
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A small number of offenders have been committing a disproportionate amount of shop theft.
Businesses are left out of pocket and retail workers scared to go to work.
A new programme will bring real consequences for repeat offenders while tackling the root causes of crime to break the cycle of offending.
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🚨 EXCLUSIVE: Manchester United finalising deal to appoint Mauricio Pochettino if ultimate decision made to replace Michael Carrick. 54yo lined up & terms being done with camp. #MUFC yet to contact US but straight-forward should plan proceed @TheAthleticFC nytimes.com/athletic/7767421…
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Hornicek statistically joint best keeper in the league (with James Trafford 👀) yet you had absolute muppets wanting Pope brought back in because of one mistake, absolutely crazy
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The most obvious peace of business there will ever be. Willock it happen, of course not.
Willock to Besiktas, EK to Newcastle makes perfect sense.
CF, RW and CB still needed in that same window too…
🚨🆕 VfB Stuttgart are prepared to sell Bilal El Khannouss as early as January.
Stuttgart would be open to offers in the region of €40m, including add-ons.
Galatasaray are monitoring him. However, no concrete steps have been taken so far.
@SkySportDE 🇲🇦
