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Jakob

@jaklib

Developer, cyclist, wine geek, photographer. Just here for the fun.

Joined May 2011
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Trump: "I've kept every single promise I made, except far more. I've actually kept far more promises than I made." Beyond parody
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Writing documentation for the model is the first time anyone on the team has read the requirements. The model still ignores them.
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The whole stack runs on volunteers and a DNS record nobody wants to touch. Meanwhile AI is cranking the handle.
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me when people ask about the current state of AI:
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Breaking News: President Trump’s new press secretary, Katie Zacharia, was fired after less than a week on the job, according to people familiar with the matter.  nyti.ms/4yuECpZ
Katie Zacharia Is Ousted After 5 Days as White House Press Secretary

Katie Zacharia Is Ousted After 5 Days as White House Press Secretary

Her abrupt departure came after she was shadowed by questions about how she had presented her legal career and handled her first press briefing.

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JUST IN - New White House press secretary, Katie Zacharia, was fired today, after only 5 days on the job.
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The plan is flawless. Sadly, it's now a document and I'm the one who has to run it.
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Yep.
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So true lmao
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🎬 Final à suspense dans les rues de @villedetours ! 🔙 Revivez le dernier kilomètre de ce #ParisTours 2026 🙀 A nail-biting finale on the streets of Tours! 🔙 Relive the final kilometer of this Paris-Tours 2026
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A man died on Saturday after he entered the tiger enclosure at Yorkshire Wildlife Park in northern England Authorities are working to ascertain exactly what happened
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vibe coding final boss
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Instead of paying hundreds of thousands of dollars for a """doctor""" to take an X-Ray, you can get one for free from ChatGPT. My hand has been hurting like hell lately, but it turns out it's totally fine!
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📋❔🤔 Quiz Leisure Suit Larry 1: In the Land of the Lounge Lizards (1987) #Quiz #Trivia #Boss #LeisureSuitLarry #SierraOnLine #SierraGames #Sierra #AdventureGame #PointAndClick #RetroGaming #RetroGames #RetroGamer #Nerd #Geek #PcGaming #PcGames #DOSGaming #VideoGames #80s
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The sombero…
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Insane wtf
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Hegseth on Nidal Hasan: "He's gonna get a firing squad of soldiers. As it should be. We'll make sure that people are able to watch it. That it's public. Because people need to understand that there's serious consequences for these types of things."
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