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Product @Airbnb, Formerly @BlueApron 🍴 @Foursquare, @SwarmApp 🐝 NBC, Black20, @SyracuseU 🍊. 👨‍👩‍👧‍👦 with @Jaclynrc.

Brooklyn, NY
Joined March 2008
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I don't know how I would have survived this 4 plus year shitshow without my nightly #StephenColbert monologue fix. That guy's a national treasure.
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When your first year of life is 2020, everything is a sanitization station
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Trump asks for 11,780 votes, but it's to the tune of the Rent song
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J Crowley retweeted
FOX News walked up rolling live, and I appreciated the free air time! Also, Kelly Loeffler campaigned with a klansman.
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Joe Biden has a Coronavirus team. Donald Trump’s team has coronavirus. That’s the tweet
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🔥🔥🔥
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When, on Sept. 11, nearly 3,000 people were killed, we reorganized the entire federal government. We're now losing that many people every three days, and the Senate went home early for Thanksgiving.
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Although physicists can’t explain it, this exact pitcher was somehow simultaneously in 86% of American homes in 1978.
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We did it, @JoeBiden.
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🚨 🚨 🚨 @realDonaldTrump’s concession speech...
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So from what I understand here, Biden could win with either a sheep or two ore or one more knight card. Whereas Trump needs two wheat and his only access to wheat is on a 3.
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Stay in line, folks.
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.@LindseyGrahamSC is this one of the tapes we were supposed to play back for you?
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Biden campaign also going up on Comedy Central and Adult Swim with this animated climate change focused ad
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The Horrific Math of #Covid19 [sound up] 🦠 #Coronavirus #1u #UnionStrong
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When you elect a clown expect a circus.
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I’m Joe Biden and I approve this message.
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NBC really undoing so many years of goodwill with American soccer fans with the first like 8 days of Peacock haha
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J Crowley retweeted
Donald Trump Jr just murdered irony on Fox News
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