@jeffreywhatever

marketing guy.

 California, USA
Joined September 2010
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The first rule of cybersecurity is to have fun and be yourself
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Liste@endlisteOct 18
Just found out about recency bias. Maybe the most important bias ever
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The Crunchwrap supreme, is that farm to table? Excellent. Excellent. And the Baja Blast, is that locally sourced? Beautiful, great. We’ll have both for the table.
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Social media is hilarious because there's people trying to make fun of Dodger fans because our favorite team only won two championships in a row and not three. What a time.
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what’s the point of this if there’s no soccer ball
Sawyer Merritt
@SawyerMerrittOct 16
That was the most insane product demo I’ve ever seen. Well done Tesla!
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Max Muncy on #Dodgers being down 0-3: “We’ve played like shit. They’re playing great. No reason to overcomplicate it.”
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connor@cg_410Oct 13
“WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU TELL HIM, LARRY?!”
Rolling Stone
@RollingStoneOct 13
Larry David Saw O.J. Simpson at a Country Club the Day Nicole Brown Simpson Was Killed According to a new biography, the 'Seinfeld' showrunner and Simpson both ate breakfast at Riviera Country Club on June 12, 1994. rollingstone.com/tv-movies/t…

Larry David Saw O.J. Simpson at a Country Club the Day Nicole Brown Simpson Was Killed

Larry David crossed paths with O.J. Simpson at a country club the day Nicole Brown and Ron Goldman were killed, according to a new biography.

rollingstone.com
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ً@artfuIchaosOct 10
I am a friend to all cats, even the little mean ones. they have their reasons
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you can stay for dinner i'll just need to boil another hot dog
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Machamp after getting called for his 15th hands to the face penalty of the game
🤖 Made with AI
JB
@OldTownJBOct 8
Me and the boys came up with the All 22 of Pokemon from original 150 (no legendaries) I think we nailed it
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Intelligence 64
Michael Trinh
@_mctrinhOct 9
What's coming after superintelligence?
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"The Departed" is a pretty silly movie. Jack Nicholson gets worried about a cop in his crew. His crew is like 5 guys where 4 of them don't really speak English and one of them is brand new and just dropped out of the state police academy
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kiesha
@kiesha9iOct 6
Owning cats will make it look like you don't clean up after yourself. Why has there been an envelope in the middle of the living room floor for the past two months, you ask? Because it's his favorite envelope, that's why
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sorry i couldn’t hear you over my internal monologue
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When the email says “any update on this?” and the update is I forgot it existed
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they cooking tf outta us rn
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A24 this A24 that I’m bout to get A 24 pack of ice cold beers from the store
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Donald J. Trump
@realDonaldTrumpOct 3
If Republicans win the House of Representatives and the Senate in the 2026 Midterm Elections, I’m going to give all adult citizens in the United States of America, $5,000! Thank you for your attention to this matter, and I look forward to signing those checks!
Readers added context they thought people might want to know
This $5,000 “Trump Dividend” promise was first made in Sept. 2026. Similar prior DOGE and tariff check pledges have not been paid out. It would cost ~$1.2 trillion and require congressional approval. pbs.org/newshour/polit… washingtonpost.com/politics/2026/…
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후지산 대폭발
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HEARTWARMING: millennial employee overjoyed to hear childhood music again
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