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''It dawned on her that he was talking about the Muzak.'' Hang Jeff Davis from a sour-apple tree.

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Cannot believe people are still doing this shit. It’s been TEN years.
Trump would totally sign a bill lowering the Medicare age to 50, or at least he’d come very close. In exchange, Dems can say go ahead, finish your ballroom and we promise not to knock it down.
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It is the official policy of the United States government that there are only two genders: male & female.
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Donald Trump has never "tested the waters" he's never laid a trap, he's never played 4D chess. He's grabbing on to his most loyal sycophants and holding on for dear life.
He's testing the waters and betting correctly that if Schumer/Jeffries are the leaders, there will be no accountability
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Republicans don't even Anakin post anymore. They just look at you like this.
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So uhh... It looks like Democrats just swept the countywide races in Monmouth County, one of the strongest Republican counties in the state.
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A Jan. 6 defendant — pardoned by Trump for threatening to "put a bullet" in Nancy Pelosi's head while driving around D.C. with guns/ammo — has been newly charged with threatening to assassinate D.C.'s federal judges. Credit to @SeamusHughes for the find. storage.courtlistener.com/re…
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There is a zero percent chance the WSJ would have rolled the dice on publishing this if they couldn't 100 percent authenticate it. And they did. The card is real.
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NEW: The AP analyzed months of satellite images and found: - Iran’s 115+ strikes hit more than 2 dozen U.S. bases - caused billions in equipment damage - focused attacks on aircraft hangars and radars, clearing the way for further strikes on warehouses, troop housing and more.
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No more “No Tax On” slop! No more plans to exempt the majority of taxpayers from any taxes at all! Fund the tax police and restore some credibility in the tax system. Me for @SearchlightInst open.substack.com/pub/search…
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During the January 6th attack on the nation's Capitol, Daniel Rodriguez drove a stun gun into the neck of Officer Mike Fanone. He was knocked unconscious, had a heart attack and suffered a traumatic brain injury. It ended his career. Rodriguez got over 12 years in prison for his assault on police. On day one, Donald Trump gave him a "full, complete and unconditional pardon" and sent him home. This is far and away the most corrupt White House in American history.
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For those of you who weren’t old enough to pay attention when Obama was president, this is the kind of stuff conservatives mean when they say he was the most divisive president in history. Same night Trump said that 98% of Somalis are low IQ and refuse to work, btw.
The majority of Americans like the cheesecake factory. It's a very profitable business. People go there on dates, for family meals, and to hang out. A good speechwriter or strategist would know this.
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What attack ad, Joe? Which party ran the ad, Joe? Who was it targeting, Joe? Why so vague, Joe?
The disgusting attack ad in the Ohio governor’s race points to a much bigger problem in politics. The political parties don't care about the character or integrity of their candidates anymore. They only care about power — no matter what it takes. We need common sense leadership, and once again, the parties are failing to meet the moment.
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with 12 days until the midterm elections, the entire republican party has coalesced around attacking a woman for having been raped by her stepfather when she was twelve
Trump: "Vivek Ramaswamy put up a very powerful Ad about a mother saying that her daughter, Amy Acton, who is running for Governor of Ohio, is a liar, and much worse. The Press, in a concerted and well coordinated attack, is trying to get Vivek Ramaswamy to 'take down the Ad.' Frankly, anybody whose mother spoke about a daughter in that way would normally lead to the daughter being precluded from serving in Office"
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I'm sorry to call the press out, but we have to get more aggressive about this. Every day NJ state and local governments are restricting access to basic information that has long been public. Bureaucrats see it as the easier approach. Well, we should make it harder.
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The latest Daniel's Law mission creep: The committee that administers the NJ Farmland Preservation Program is redacting the names of farms and farmers it's dealing with from its meeting minutes. This is a $100M+ program. Again: These are public meeting minutes.
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Reminder that the POTUS started a war and is actively assisting the country helping the enemy in that war. He is a traitor and therefore not legitimate.
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This answer would have gotten Joe Biden impeached before he got onto Marine One
Q: Why are embassy personnel being ordered to depart their posts in the Middle East? Trump: I don’t know that they are. I wouldn’t know that.
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There was a multi-year investigation by House Republicans into a pardon Bill Clinton gave to Marc Rich at the end of his presidency. Some guy handed Alina Habba a $50 million "job" and magically got a pardon from Trump and it won't even be remembered by this weekend
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'They (Russia) are just helping the country we're in a war with, kill a little bit of soldiers. It's not really that big a deal, to be honest' is a real thing, said by the president of the United States. The president from the ostensibly "patriotic" party. Just no words...
Trump: "My decision on Russia is a very simple one. I am in the process of negotiating Peace in the war between Russia and Ukraine, and don’t want to do anything that will drive, foolishly, Russia away from the bargaining table. Great progress is being made, and that includes current hostage negotiations! Signing that document at this time will do that, and I can sign it later, or any time that I want! Perhaps more importantly, Russia is doing very little, if anything, to help the Islamic Republic of Iran, compared to what they could be doing, and I want to keep it that way, and will, unless stupid people get in the way. Lastly, Zelenskyy is using Diesel Refineries in Russia as a target, knowing that these attacks are seriously hurting the world diesel markets, including those in the United States. Farmers, ranchers, and businesses of all kinds are suffering greatly from this, but Russia is, nevertheless, sending, at a low price, millions of barrels of diesel to the World. Zelenskyy doesn’t care, and frankly, with all of the money that Europe is famously giving him, and that Crooked Joe Biden gave him in the past, he doesn’t want to end this war, and probably never did. He could have made a better deal two years ago than he can now. His country is in shambles, a large portion of his land is lost, his oceans and seas are gone, and his male population is low, wounded, and/or dead. I WANT THIS WAR END! Thank you for your attention to this matter. President DONALD J. TRUMP"
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