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Madison, WI
Joined April 2009
The Trop has turned into AmFam South
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No matter how the game goes, getting to fist bump @MarkTauscher65 at the Trop makes this a good night already.
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Why does Kash Patel always look like he's trying to desperately not shit his pants, or is panicking because he just did but can't call attention to it?
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A long time ago (20 years?!?) in a grocery store not far away, Chad Vader blasted onto the internet and changed my life forever. We want to get the band back together to make a new episode. And I think it might just be possible! gofundme.com/f/help-us-creat…
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Hey @ESPNMadison . I won a prize at the start of July but have never gotten word about when/how to pick it up. Can you please let me know how to pick it up? I can give you the date and Twittter post receipts if needed.
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Replying to @MattJamilton
@MattJamilton I put my faith in you. 6.5 easy. You got this. @ESPNMadison
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CRUSHED IT!!! Thank you @MattJamilton !!!
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Chief Wiggum, Springfield PD, here… they’re doing WHAT?
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Just over 29 years from when I saw my first Broadway show as part of a senior class trip, and on Broadway no less, let’s see how it goes when I know what the show is about. #pinballwizard #leaguesrc
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I watched my doppelgänger at #leaguesrc today. Except I’m wearing that color blue on Thursday.
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Goddamn. So good.
Official video for “Time”. Directed by Gus Black youtube.com/watch?v=-ILgcm5c… #eelstime #eelstheband
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Wolf art.
An image of GPS tracking of multiple wolves in six different packs around Voyageurs National Park shows how much the wolf packs avoid each other's range
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Well, I just got a great book idea.
Please download my new app Wherewolves it tells y'all where the werewolves are if y'all are as sick as I am of getting chased by werewolves and losing loved ones to werewolves and watching them become werewolves and whatnot you need this app
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I really thought he wasn't wearing pants at first glance at this photo.
“Feel’s good.” - Craig Counsell
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So, I spoke to people getting food at a food bank and here are some things I learned from those in need: 1. Everyone donates Kraft Mac and Cheese in the box. They can rarely use it because it needs milk and butter which is hard to get from regular food banks. 2. Boxed milk is a treasure, as kids need it for cereal which they also get a lot of. 3. Everyone donates pasta sauce and spaghetti noodles. 4. They cannot eat all the awesome canned veggies and soup unless you put a can opener in too or buy pop tops. 5. Oil is a luxury but needed for Rice a-Roni which they also get a lot of. 6. Spices or salt and pepper would be a real Christmas gift. 7. Tea bags and coffee make them feel like you care. 8. Sugar and flour are treats. 9. They fawn over fresh produce donated by farmers and grocery stores. 10. Seeds are cool in Spring and Summer because growing can be easy for some. 11. They rarely get fresh meat. 12. Tuna and crackers make a good lunch. 13. Hamburger Helper goes nowhere without ground beef. 14. They get lots of peanut butter and jelly but usually not sandwich bread. 15. Butter or margarine is nice too. 16. Eggs are a real commodity. 17. Cake mix and frosting makes it possible to make a child’s birthday cake. 18. Dishwashing detergent is very expensive and is always appreciated. 19. Feminine hygiene products are a luxury and women will cry over that. 20. Everyone loves Stove Top Stuffing. In all the years I have donated food at the Holidays, I bought what I thought they wanted, but have never asked. I am glad I did. If you are helping a Family this Christmas, maybe this can help you tailor it more. It does for me!
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me watching Titanic: what are those musicians DOING me on Twitter still: oh I get it
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Saw a truck with a pride flag and an NRA flag? I guess son’s out guns out! 🏳️‍🌈
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Happy pride month y’all
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