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Madison, WI
Joined April 2009
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A long time ago (20 years?!?) in a grocery store not far away, Chad Vader blasted onto the internet and changed my life forever. We want to get the band back together to make a new episode. And I think it might just be possible! gofundme.com/f/help-us-creat…
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Chief Wiggum, Springfield PD, here… they’re doing WHAT?
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So, I spoke to people getting food at a food bank and here are some things I learned from those in need: 1. Everyone donates Kraft Mac and Cheese in the box. They can rarely use it because it needs milk and butter which is hard to get from regular food banks. 2. Boxed milk is a treasure, as kids need it for cereal which they also get a lot of. 3. Everyone donates pasta sauce and spaghetti noodles. 4. They cannot eat all the awesome canned veggies and soup unless you put a can opener in too or buy pop tops. 5. Oil is a luxury but needed for Rice a-Roni which they also get a lot of. 6. Spices or salt and pepper would be a real Christmas gift. 7. Tea bags and coffee make them feel like you care. 8. Sugar and flour are treats. 9. They fawn over fresh produce donated by farmers and grocery stores. 10. Seeds are cool in Spring and Summer because growing can be easy for some. 11. They rarely get fresh meat. 12. Tuna and crackers make a good lunch. 13. Hamburger Helper goes nowhere without ground beef. 14. They get lots of peanut butter and jelly but usually not sandwich bread. 15. Butter or margarine is nice too. 16. Eggs are a real commodity. 17. Cake mix and frosting makes it possible to make a child’s birthday cake. 18. Dishwashing detergent is very expensive and is always appreciated. 19. Feminine hygiene products are a luxury and women will cry over that. 20. Everyone loves Stove Top Stuffing. In all the years I have donated food at the Holidays, I bought what I thought they wanted, but have never asked. I am glad I did. If you are helping a Family this Christmas, maybe this can help you tailor it more. It does for me!
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me watching Titanic: what are those musicians DOING me on Twitter still: oh I get it
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Saw a truck with a pride flag and an NRA flag? I guess son’s out guns out! 🏳️‍🌈
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Happy pride month y’all
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TONIGHT, a rare treat! MBI's funny women have invited a Guest Ma'am: Jess Schuknecht! Tonight at eight; don't wait! Advanced tickets here: monkeybusinessinstitute.com/… . . . . . . #madisonwi #madison #madisonwisconsin #comedy #improv #improvcomedy #liveshows #fun #fridaynight
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and it’s friday night
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Spotted on a professor’s door, oh my God:
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BREAKING: Elon informs twitter employees to meet him on the 9th green at 9 tomorrow night to receive their new badges.
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Rick Winters’ first 172 ft. world record high dive, 1983
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absolutely the best thing you'll see all day, month, year, century
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Be a Kermit the Frog. Have a creative vision and no ego. Recognize the unique talents of those around you. Attract weirdos. Manage chaos. Show kindness. Be sincere.
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People learn to collaborate through participating in arts practices. Even solo activities draw on the collective knowledge built into the techniques and tools of generations of artmakers. tcpress.com/how-the-arts-can… #edutwitter #education #teaching #learning #schools #arts
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Beautiful but also nightmarish
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