North West, England
Joined February 2009
Merry Christmas to everyone except Josh Stott
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Without googling, name a famous Bird.
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Unlucky Accrington, at least you’re not the shittest team on Merseyside 🤣🤣
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You don’t know your bread roll until you’ve smoked like a baby
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[in my traitors vt]: in the real world i'm a hobgoblin drinker, but that would put an immediate target on my back, so for the remainder of the game, i'm a lagerboy [in every conversation]: can't stand taste, me
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Me in Year 7 music
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We are now closer to 2026 than 2021 😳
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Photos I took in 2024
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(me tweeting) tfw a stranger’s baby looks directly at you 🥲 (the baby who looked at me, broadcasting to all other babies on the worldwide telepathic baby network) unnerved. another biggo just looked at me
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We are leaving auld acquaintance in 2024 - do not bring that shit to mind 2025 ❌
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great party man i liked the part where we all crawled around in the attic
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I was raised on Jimmy Carter’s music
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I used to hate waiters until I realized they’re not just being nosy. They need to know what I want to eat so they can relay it to the kitchen staff
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I’m an atheist but I think it’s time we brought back blasphemy laws
Hawk tuah the angels sing Spit upon the newborn thang!
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One of Bob the Builders clients when he's finished installing their hardwood floor:
Floored. I am so grateful. Thank you Bob
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