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I'd rather be diving. (Same name in the place where the sun always shines and the one where the mammoths roam.)

Joined August 2012
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Cover your houses in ivy
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All wrapped up as I am this morning though not in such a glamorous way im afraid ☺️ In other news, I've filled the skip, and managed to wrestle a rather heavy piece of ironwork i hope to repurpose. Wishing you a fab day x (Painting from my phone archive)
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I have an album on my phone called “Margo Leadbetter’s apprenticeships” which is just photos of my cat with various tradespeople
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Delighted to have another Bohemian Waxwing visit our Shetland garden today. Look at that crest!
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Diese junge, verängstigte Taube irrte seit 2 Tagen in der Stadt herum. Sie ist sehr geschwächt gefunden worden und darf hier nun zu Kräften kommen. ❤️
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Danish (and Swedish and Norwegian) have simpler grammar: verbs have just two tenses that don't conjugate, and articles don't decline (die/das/der/des/den/dem etc). Also smaller vocabulary which is largely Germanic with some French influence, so largely familiar to English spkrs.
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I'm a huge advocate for urban greenery. Paris has transformed the once concrete-covered Place de Catalogne into a green oasis by planting 470 trees. With summer temperatures regularly reaching 35°C, more shade and less concrete is exactly what cities need. A wonderful transformation! Your city can do the same by the way. Demand action!
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We have to say “Mississippi” after each number
Wtf takes Mississippi so gahdamn long to count votes??
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Good morning 🌄 hope you slept well. Quite often, when I say what I'm going to do, something else happens and it doesn't get done ☺️ but today I should be having a chimney sweep coming. Hope you all have a splendid day x (Painting from my phone archive)
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Imagine if Elon's $500 million had been spent on education or healthcare. Or the arts. Anything.
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Klöckner würde natürlich niemand wählen außer die CDUler selbst. Tolle Kandidatin für ein Amt, das überparteilich ausstrahlen und eine polarisierte Gesellschaft versöhnen soll. Schon als Bundestagspräsidentin eine völlige Fehlbesetzung.
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Like, again, both the CDU and Springer need to come to terms with how their agenda is being set by excessively online far right influencers who are really really weird people
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The CDU needs to take a hard look at recent events in America and ask itself whether it really wants its agenda shaped by a gaggle of insanely online weirdos like Reichelt, Poschardt and that Don Alphonso fruitcake
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Grüße gegen raus an die @cduberlin
Seit knapp einer Woche ist die berühmte Oxford Street in London jetzt autofrei und schon melden die ersten Händler, dass ihre Umsätze im Vergleich zum Vorjahr um 25% bzw. ihre Besucherzahlen um 29% gestiegen sind. Die geschürte Befürchtung der Gegner im Vorfeld, dass weniger Autos geschäftsschädigend seien, verkehrt sich gerade mal wieder in das komplette Gegenteil. Kann das Argument, „Nur Autos bringen wirklich Umsatz“ endlich auch in 🇩🇪 für immer in der Mottenkiste verschwinden?
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Another foggy start, enclosing our own small worlds on the first day of November. Wishing you all a peaceful day x (painting from my photo archive)
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Spuren der DDR in Berlin Höchst spannendes Objekt (im Museum Marzahn-Hellersdorf): ein selbstgebautes Empfangsgerät für das Westfernsehen, 1970er Jahre.
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The room I have just been staying in has possibly the best wallpaper in the history of the world. #QuentinBlake #GoodMorningMyFineFeatheredFriends
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die AfD ist die transparenteste Partei Deutschlands, man denkt von außen „ah ein Haufen durchgedrehter korrupter Faschos“ und immer wenn Internas geleakt werden, stellt sich heraus, dass es sich tatsächlich um einen Haufen durchgedrehter korrupter Faschos handelt
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JUST IN: Donald Trump announces he is looking into launching a dating app for MAGA men
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Reine Sachliche Feststellung: Wer stabilisiert durch kluges handeln gerade in Sachsen und Thüringen zwei CDU geführte Minderheitsregierungen? Ich frage für einen Freund! Und ja, was ist eigentlich mit Bremen und M-V? Fliegen die nun etwa aus dem Bundesrat raus?
Junge Union fordert „gesellschaftliche Ächtung“ von Rot-Grün-Rot in Berlin to.welt.de/cK5el4m
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Wake up!!! We are fighting for this. 🇪🇺
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