Author of NO FILTER The most controversial novel of 2026 https://xitter.cf/t.co/5cnbx9d9rv

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We live 500 kms apart. We've only met a handful of times. We decided to write a book - via email. His were in French and mine in English so lots of translation going on 😂 Anyway it's out TODAY 😄 Thank you my dear friend @ScALp_ArTisT 🧡 We proved nothing is impossible if you're determined to make it happen!
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UK Weather Update: FUCKING WINDY
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HMRC has quietly sent hundreds of letters to wealthy people asking them to reveal what they own. Not what they earn or what tax they've paid, but what they own. Here's what's going on. A unit called the Wealthy Team covers anyone with "incomes of £200,000 or more, or assets equal to or above £2m in any of the last three years". That's about 850,000 people. The letters ask for a meeting to discuss "sources of wealth", "future intentions", trusts, companies, family arrangements and even "significant life events" you expect in the coming years. It is presented as voluntary, but there's a nudge: "We may still need to carry out compliance checks on your tax returns. However, speaking with you first may help avoid this." Until now, inspectors have usually only asked about income and earnings. Experts call this a "sea change". One lawyer asked the obvious question: "does HMRC have a right to know what someone owns and not simply that they have paid the right amount of tax?" A tax adviser said: "No other G20 country asks for this level of detail from its taxpayers about what they own." So what is it for? Advisers suspect it is groundwork for an exit tax, a charge on your wealth for leaving the country. As one put it: "Building that knowledge could indeed be part of moving towards an exit tax." You don't have to be a billionaire to see the problem.
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Here we go again … but make sure you understand why! Our government is choosing to impose tax on imported fuel and it’s nothing to do with “green” Healey is considering extending CBAM (the carbon border tax) to imported petrol and diesel. But we import 54% of the diesel we use. We imported £13.1 BILLION of refined oil products in the year to August. Diesel powers our lorries, deliveries, tractors and much of the machinery that keeps Britain running, not only cars! Which means EVERYTHING will go up in price Food, farming, manufacturing, transport … Because Britain has made its own refineries too expensive! by forcing Net Zero rules that the Government now wants to make imported fuel more expensive to so they can compete! … rather than simply removing net zero restrictions on our own supply. It’s the most destructive and stupid decision to date.
Er … NO this isn’t an “EU green tax”. It is a BRITISH green tax. We left the EU. We are not legally required by Brussels to impose CBAM on our imports. Britain has CHOSEN to screw its own economy by this Net Zero tax from January 2027 including on fertiliser by up to 40%
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I'm seeing quite a bit of comment about this, so I want to make a couple of points. I'm not owed eternal agreement from any actor who once played a character I created. The idea is as ludicrous as me checking with the boss I had when I was twenty-one for what opinions I should hold these days. Emma Watson and her co-stars have every right to embrace gender identity ideology. Such beliefs are legally protected, and I wouldn't want to see any of them threatened with loss of work, or violence, or death, because of them. However, Emma and Dan in particular have both made it clear over the last few years that they think our former professional association gives them a particular right - nay, obligation - to critique me and my views in public. Years after they finished acting in Potter, they continue to assume the role of de facto spokespeople for the world I created. When you've known people since they were ten years old it's hard to shake a certain protectiveness. Until quite recently, I hadn't managed to throw off the memory of children who needed to be gently coaxed through their dialogue in a big scary film studio. For the past few years, I've repeatedly declined invitations from journalists to comment on Emma specifically, most notably on the Witch Trials of JK Rowling. Ironically, I told the producers that I didn't want her to be hounded as the result of anything I said. The television presenter in the attached clip highlights Emma's 'all witches' speech, and in truth, that was a turning point for me, but it had a postscript that hurt far more than the speech itself. Emma asked someone to pass on a handwritten note from her to me, which contained the single sentence 'I'm so sorry for what you're going through' (she has my phone number). This was back when the death, rape and torture threats against me were at their peak, at a time when my personal security measures had had to be tightened considerably and I was constantly worried for my family's safety. Emma had just publicly poured more petrol on the flames, yet thought a one line expression of concern from her would reassure me of her fundamental sympathy and kindness. Like other people who've never experienced adult life uncushioned by wealth and fame, Emma has so little experience of real life she's ignorant of how ignorant she is. She'll never need a homeless shelter. She's never going to be placed on a mixed sex public hospital ward. I'd be astounded if she's been in a high street changing room since childhood. Her 'public bathroom' is single occupancy and comes with a security man standing guard outside the door. Has she had to strip off in a newly mixed-sex changing room at a council-run swimming pool? Is she ever likely to need a state-run rape crisis centre that refuses to guarantee an all-female service? To find herself sharing a prison cell with a male rapist who's identified into the women's prison? I wasn't a multimillionaire at fourteen. I lived in poverty while writing the book that made Emma famous. I therefore understand from my own life experience what the trashing of women's rights in which Emma has so enthusiastically participated means to women and girls without her privileges. The greatest irony here is that, had Emma not decided in her most recent interview to declare that she loves and treasures me - a change of tack I suspect she's adopted because she's noticed full-throated condemnation of me is no longer quite as fashionable as it was - I might never have been this honest. Adults can't expect to cosy up to an activist movement that regularly calls for a friend's assassination, then assert their right to the former friend's love, as though the friend was in fact their mother. Emma is rightly free to disagree with me and indeed to discuss her feelings about me in public - but I have the same right, and I've finally decided to exercise it.
“I think she’s going to find that you can’t sit on the fence... The real win is when ordinary people can say these things.” @DerryBanShee speaks to @joshxhowie about Emma Watson’s comments about JK Rowling. 📺 youtu.be/r2OGEITYe2Y
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Some people will look at the videos circulating and think that what's happening in France is a glorious revolution. But, they don't see the human cost. The family run business that has been ransacked and will take months to rebuild as the owners wait for the insurance companies to act. The fear of the elderly, young mums as they avoid their town centre, not knowing if they will find themselves caught up in violence. The financial cost of the citizens whose locak taxes will increase to pay for the damage to their home town. The breakdown of trust between citizens and the police which may take years to repair. These videos don't even shock anymore, we are so distanced from real life these days but in REAL LIFE people are crying and wondering if their lives will ever get back to normal. This is your 'glorious revolution'
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Is diversity a strength? Anyone who has ever run a team, built a business, run a school - knows that it isn’t. Consistency and unity are what matter for success. People need to be singing off the same hymn sheet. youtu.be/KrizvhRospk?is=eZKs…
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Here's the paradox. The word "diversity" has never been more fashionable in universities and boardrooms. Yet globalisation has done little but homogenise the world and erase real diversity. Walk through a town in France, or almost any city on earth, and you'll find the same coffee chains, the same fast food, the same fashion brands, the same glass shopfronts. You know what I'm talking about. The variety on offer is real, but it's the same variety everywhere. What's being lost is the local bakery, the family restaurant, the craftsman, the dialect, the customs that once made each place unmistakably itself. Culture and genuine diversity aren't being celebrated. They're being eroded. And all the while, we're told this is diversity. It's a classic satanic inversion of the truth. Orwellian, by definition.
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This farmer explains how the UK government are making a tax fortune due the productivity of farmers. Farmers sell crops for a pittance in comparison to what the government receive in tax. The cost of living crisis is a cost of government taxation crisis.
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I have an idea for a new TV show. It’s about an English professor that travels through time correcting everyone’s grammar. It’s called, "Dr. Whom".
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“The effects of the family farm tax means we will lose the farm. We are the smallest farm locally. But we have an inheritance tax liability of £600,000. That’s unsustainable for us.”
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Is it just me, or has trial by media become the new normal? I find it deeply troubling that someone's name and reputation can be dragged across the front pages on the basis of allegations alone. An accusation is not a conviction. A headline is not a verdict. Whatever happened to innocent until proven guilty? It doesn’t feel right. Am I wrong for thinking like this?
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Business owners selling up in: 2024: 10% tax 2025: 14% 2026: 18% Same business. Same sale. Nearly double the bill. And Wednesday may bring more. Why would anyone build a company in Britain now?
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Indeed Bernie. Bodies lying all over the place here in Europe. No, wait. The 32,000 is not an actual body count. It’s the result of modelling by Imperial College on the basis of several dubious assumptions. People did die of heat this summer. They usually do when it gets v hot e.g 1976, 2003. The exact number is not clear. But even if 32,000 was a real figure we know for sure many, many more will die of cold this winter. They always do.
Climate change killed 32,000+ people in Europe this summer. Trump believes this crisis is a "hoax." Republicans in Congress are following their "Great Leader.” NO to Trump’s fossil fuel agenda. YES to creating millions of jobs by moving our energy system away from fossil fuels.
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I’m so old I remember when we were told that the EU was an economic rather than a political project.
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Tell me a book you recommend that I probably haven't heard of. Indie books especially welcome.
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5 STARS! Couldn't put it down. What an incredible, original story. review #mustread #allauthor available at Amazon --> allauthor.com/amazon/108999/
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5 Stars A novel for and of our times. It will challenge your ideas about life and relationships including your own. Sometimes disturbing, never dull. review #mustread #allauthor available at Amazon --> allauthor.com/amazon/108999/
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Laffer curve latest: big increases in the tax burden have reduced tax revenues as companies have been pushed into bankruptcy. Business insolvencies rose 39% between 2019-20 and 2025-26 as higher taxes and soaring costs caused firms to collapse. HMRC lost £13bn as a consequence. Nimesh Shah of accountants Blick Rothenberg said: “The UK tax burden is at its highest levels in modern peace time and changes to tax, labour laws and the minimum wage increase have added significant burden to businesses". “The irony is that the Government increasing the tax burden has had the effect of increasing HMRC’s tax losses.”
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Bring back the British farm shop! 🥔🥕 Fresh eggs, proper potatoes, local meat and seasonal veg Straight from our countryside to your kitchen 🚜 🇬🇧
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Morning X friends 😊 I don't know what today will hold but look how beautifully it's started 💖
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