Also how do we know if we would meet the honey pot bar like how do we know if we would be good spy chicks
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Everyone shit in the bag and mail it to them
Republicans have introduced a federal ‘catch kit’ bill that would require women to sift thru their blood to separate pregnancy remains from “other solid waste,” put it in a “brightly colored” bag labeled “HUMAN FETAL REMAINS,” and bring their doc.
It’s fucking deranged
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You agree with the guy who left his kid alone to watch porn and took him to Thailand to a sex worker for his first time? And now said kid is going to jail for being a sex offender? that one?
Russell Brand's father is not holding back!
When reporters asked him about the victims, he responded, "The victim? What, Russell?"
"The girls you mean, who chased him and harassed him, is that what you mean?"
Good on him for standing up for his son.
I agree with him.
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lol there are police reports you have to make one before they can lay charges you dingleberries
No video evidence, no CCTV footage, no DNA, no police report, just here say from over a decade ago.
This is the corrupt system that will be trying the Tates on the stand if the Trump administration allows it to happen‼️🇺🇸
The UK is a FAILED society 🇬🇧
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Little Potato State 🥔 retweeted
"Mr. Trump was briefed in October 2025 that Ms. Huang had a relationship with Mr. Huang and was presumed to be a spy, but the president chose not to do anything with that intelligence." - NY Times
Hmm, I wonder why...
lol that was fast
Meghan's father Thomas Markle detained for allegedly removing ankle monitor, US justice department says bbc.in/4sRQUaB
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Is making shitty AI graphics part of your retainer
This past summer, I was in the streets of Miami, raising hell about English morons in wigs and the tyranny of British courtrooms.
Now you know why.
America, you better wake the hell up.
Freedom is not guaranteed.
It MUST be defended.
Otherwise, it will be taken from us all.
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You’re calling that a glow up? Lmao he looks the same
In hindsight, this probably should have been a clue. Ladies, if your husband suddenly has a glow up (loses weight, new hairstyle, changes of wardrobe, designer specs) after decades of marriage, you might want to ask yourself who he’s trying to impress.
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Hopefully they give your client twice as many
Britain just sentenced Russell Brand to 10 and a half years in prison for rape and three counts of sexual assault, on allegations dating back to 2004.
That's 22 years ago.
No CCTV.
No forensics.
No DNA.
Just a money grab.
Just a political assassination.
Absolutely insane.
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I do think it's funny that the Nvidia scandal is being used as evidence that women aren't attractive after 30, when the mistresses is 49
Little Potato State 🥔 retweeted
UK counter-terror police arrest US Army member in espionage investigation linked to Russia
bbc.in/3Wm0JBH
More brave than most of the men on this site
🇨🇦 In Canada, a 13-year-old girl was shot 3 times protecting her classmates during a mass shooting at her school in Tumbler Ridge, British Columbia.
Maya Gebala was in the library when the attack began.
She tried to lock the library door to keep the shooter out. When she couldn’t secure it in time, she ran and hid under a table.
The gunman killed 8 people, 6 of them children.
Doctors told her family she was unlikely to survive the night.
Maya spent the following 262 days in hospital and underwent 5 surgeries, including the placement of a prosthetic skull after parts of her own were shattered.
She spent months fighting brain injuries that left her unable to open her eyes, move, or speak.
Slowly, she began to recover and opened one eye. Then, her face lit up the room when she smiled intentionally for the first time during a game of thumb war with her dad.
Then, she got her voice back, and was finally able to celebrate her 13th birthday in hospital.
Last month, after 262 days, Maya was discharged and is now back home with her family.
Her father called her “the bravest person I know”
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This account is all prison horny fanfic now lmfao
New prison guard comes up to my cell.
“Top G! And Talisman! My guys!!”
Me: “Easy”
PG: “What the hell you guys doing up here in the SHU unit? This is for the crazies!”
Me: “You tell me. Been here 114 days because of an old MeToo out of the UK from 15 years ago”
PG: “Bro! That’s some BULLSHIT! You don’t belong here!”
Turns out everyone in the jail knows I don’t belong here but the “higher ups”.
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He can ask for protective custody basically any time
Russell Brand cowering in his cell in fear and ‘praying for hours on end’ as nightmare first hours in jail are laid bare: report trib.al/xEvlQgp
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Brand didn’t get “clean” he quit heroin but he also had a sex addiction among other things he just channeled it into something else.
I will always respect Russell Brand for his work raising awareness around addiction. Someone I grew up around managed to get clean with guidance through his work on addiction. Being in recovery myself for nearly 16 months now, I have enormous respect for the work he did on this.
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Why should we give anything thought the US had this covered
Liberals Expressed Regret To Israeli Ambassador Over Arms Export Pause readthemaple.com/liberals-ex…
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