madaki🧍🏿‍♂️🧍🏿‍♂️

tomorrow isn't promised... go tell that mutual you have a crush on them

re-watching your childhood favourite movie is how you ruin it.

I'll never understand niggas that think going to a girl's house is a bad thing Bruh, if the toto does not come to Muhammad, Muhammad will go to the toto.

Japan 🆚 Nigeria #U17WWC

Chidi Harmony made me laugh when she was about to lift the trophy; she moved to the right and left, and when the camera panned to the Japanese players, they were already crying heavily.

GOOD DAY, MR PRESIDENT: NIGERIANS DESERVE ACCOUNTABILITY Good day, Mr President. I congratulate you on spending a night in one of Nigeria’s states outside Lagos and Abuja. I hope you enjoyed the warmth, hospitality, and delicious cuisine of Akwa Ibom, which I am sure is even better than those of the destinations where you have spent over 260 days outside Nigeria since coming into office. I sincerely hope this visit will inspire you to travel to the remaining 33 states of the federation, spend time with the people and, more importantly, explain what your administration has done with the ₦15.8 trillion saved from the removal of fuel subsidy, the over $100 billion you have borrowed, the increased revenues accruing to the government from taxing Nigerians, and the additional government revenues which your administration celebrated last year as having surpassed its target. Nigerians deserve to know how many that were pulled out of poverty within this period, how many out-of-school children were returned to school, and how many functional primary healthcare centres you have built. They also deserve to know how much electricity supply has improved, especially given your promise that if you do not fix power, Nigerians should not vote for you. They deserve an explanation of how you have secured the country, which still ranks among the most terrorised countries in the world. Mr President, Nigerians deserve answers. They deserve to know what has been done with the resources entrusted to your government. The New Nigeria we want to build will be based on accountability, transparency, and the physical, measurable impact of our public resources on the lives of citizens. A new Nigeria is POssible. -PO

I slept in the same room with two big python unknowingly. During my NYSC days, I served in Ogidi, Idemili. If you know Ogidi very well, especially around Iyi-Enu Hospital, you'll understand the tradition. They don't kill pythons in that community. If you mistakenly kill one, you're expected to give it a proper burial, just like a human being. My landlady had already briefed me about their culture, so I was always careful. But I never imagined I'd experience it firsthand. One particular day, I washed my clothes, spread them on the fence and went to church. I returned at night and went straight to pack my clothes. Without checking them properly, I gathered everything and dumped them on my bed. Unknown to me, TWO BIG PYTHONS were hiding among the clothes! I slept on the other side of the bed. Each time I rolled over and moved closer to the clothes, I felt something cold against my body. I assumed it was just some damp clothes that needed more sunlight. The funny thing? I slept comfortably all through the night! It wasn't until the following morning, when I started sorting out my clothes, that I discovered what I had been sharing my bed with. TWO HUGE PYTHONS! I screamed so loudly that I eventually fainted. My landlord had to come and remove them. Imagine sleeping peacefully beside two pythons all night and waking up to discover your roommates! 😭 Till today, I still wonder what would have happened if I had rolled over to the other side of that bed. My second encounter was in my kitchen 😱