
papyrus addict, compulsive lazybones. alumni of @KingsIndiainst. my opinions are not the gospel truth. they are a work in progress.
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The year was 1991. It was a different time where helicopter governments exercised extreme control over the economy.
Our demographic dreamed of pressure cookers, not vacations in tropical paradises. Simple pleasures made our lives good. But there was a snake in our garden of Eden
I didn’t grow up in the shadow of what it meant to live under royalty. We grew up in a democratic country with no holy cows.
Yet when that image of Yaduveer Wadiyar in a police van pinched a little.
And now this.
Shameful that Royal family of Mysuru has to point out simple things to Sarkari babus
Fyi @maisooru @twistedlogix @nirbhaavuka @centerofright @NarenMenon1 👇
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This song deserves to be nominated for IIFA
Jasmine Sandlas and Sartaj live singing Jaiye Sajana song at The Great Indian Kapil Sharma Show
Sartaj's voice is also awesome , the pain in his voice really supported the song
🤝 Paid partnership
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🚨SHOCKING - FIR against Malabar:
A man walked into a Malabar Gold showroom in Bilaspur with a simple request: exchange his old 22-carat HUID-hallmarked bracelet.
The staff ran it through their XRF machine. Once. Twice. Three times.
Every reading came back the same: 20 carat.
They even told him the hallmark didn’t exist.
He called the local jeweller who had sold him the bracelet. The jeweller walked in, confirmed the HUID, and asked them to test it again.
Same machine. Same bracelet. Same room.
This time an employee adjusted something on the machine. Suddenly the reading flipped to 916 - pure 22 carat.
The jeweller recorded everything. The Sarafa Association arrived. Police registered an FIR against the showroom manager and the machine operator. The machine and DVR were seized.
This wasn’t a small local shop. This was Malabar Gold “the chain that advertises trust, purity, and BIS standards across India”.
One bracelet. Two readings. An 8% gap in gold value. And the only thing that changed was who was watching.
If a hallmarked piece can magically lose two carats the moment a customer wants to exchange it, and magically regain them the moment someone pushes back, what exactly is the machine testing?
Customers don’t walk into Malabar expecting a calibration error that only appears when they’re selling gold.
They walk in expecting the purity printed on their receipt.
The FIR is real.
The readings are on record.
The machine was seized.
Malabar still hasn’t explained why the same piece of gold needed a “setting” before it became 22 carat again.
Until they do, this isn’t a machine glitch.
It’s a business model.
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This 10-day-old lamb that plays dead whenever a person gets close is incredibly cute. ❤️😂
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The world No. 1 in women's tennis, Aryna Sabalenka, unleashes a devastating and unfiltered statement: "It's vital to protect fairness. Biologically, men are much stronger than women. It's not fair. It's not equality. It's not women's sports if we let biological men compete against us." She sides with Sophie Cunningham and sends a clear message: women are not going to keep staying silent while they steal our titles, podiums, and opportunities from us.
Downfall? The man has navigated the pressures of being this man’s son with grace, dignity and a lot of pride. It is not easy. That, in my book, is bigger than any conventional yardstick of success.
Why do we have to be this cruel, I don’t get.
Go @juniorbachchan! ♥️
I am still watching this episode on a loop just to listen to him sing. The magic starts with Jasmine at the 8.48 mark and the man steps in at 9.44.
If it were on a cd, the damn thing would be scratched within an inch of its life.
It’s all yours now on @NetflixIndia #thegreatindiankapilshow (though I haven’t got the chance to watch yet 🤗) Hope you find it great because all the great people are there ie @KapilSharmaK9 @sherryontopp @apshaha @WhoSunilGrover @Krushna_KAS @kikusharda @gurjot_bu @thegreatindiankapilshow & our very talented friends @shashwatology @JasmineSandlas @rishabsmusic .
Thanks for all your #love ♥️🫶🏻🙏🏻🎼 #dhurandhar #jaiyesajana #satindersartaaj
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On his 84th Birthday Amitabh Bachchan is meeting all his characters that he has portrayed
during his journey...watch... it's Superb...!!
#AmitabhBachchan
Have watched her perform live twice in the last six months.
She is better at the crowd work than her husband is.
Excellent soft power medium.
Replying to @TheLalitGroup
@TheLalitGroup stayed in your property in Calcutta the last few days and you have a fabulous employee in Sangita Pal who works with dining. I had an episode of low blood sugar & called for help. In under 2mints she turned up with cookies & lime juice, stayed & followed up too.
Oh dear god. 🤨😒.
You dumb dodo.
This is a line from a couplet by Kabir das who lived in the 15th century during the Bhakti movement.
Long before Jantar Mantar in delhi was thought of.
Seriously…
Do we really have to slow down for these people?
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They decided to put a Golden Retriever and a Husky in the same cage, and this was the result
I miss Kannada literature in our songs from previous times.
Thank god for the Jayanth Kaikinis of our times, it still manages to survive.


























