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my cars shift themselves

Queens, NY
Joined January 2009
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I cracked a joke with my therapist and she sighed then started writing in her notebook The bich trynna steal my joke
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We got your back, New York!
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Several figures here aren’t federal results or NY-specific. The $472B combines US wide pledges: Micron's $250B is nationwide (NY site $100B) Anthropic's $50B covers TX and NY. The 48% murder drop is from NY's state run GIVE program (28 departments, Jan – May 2026). arkolith.com/news/news-micr… therepublic.com/?p=843020 governor.ny.gov/news/safer-str…
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Choosin' Wrong
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this child faked a rabona into a croqueta to directly create an assist, WHAT AM I SEEING
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“These edibles ain’t shit…” 45 minutes later:
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Just wait for Emma’s reaction to the quadruple meg 😅
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Wolf: If Mamdani put price controls on product like pharmaceuticals, if he bailed out farms, if he took stakes in private companies, if he said the energy companies are making too much money, if he proposed credit card caps—you would all go apoplectic, as would your viewers.  That's what President Trump is doing. You could argue he is the most powerful socialist in the country today.
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Me walking past all the spider-man nerds at the theater to watch I Want Your Sex
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Replying to @NBA2K @LD2K
How’s @jalenbrunson1 not the cover ?
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apparently yes!!!
So…are the NDAs void now?
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Messi’s about to make me cry 😭
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USMNT fans seeing that Folarin Balogun can play against Belgium
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OMG Cabo Verde 😂😭
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The creeping Threat of Socialism is when a mayor issues an advisory recommendation about thermostat temperatures during a heat wave, but this here is Freedom Capitalism.
Trump: "Intel came in. They had a problem. I said, 'I can solve your problem, but I want 10% of the company' ... somebody said that's not very American. I said, 'No, I think it's very American, actually.' And I've done that with other deals."
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PSG SAVED FOOTBALL
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Do you have an elderly or disabled neighbor in NYC? Be a good neighbor and let them know about the free air conditioner program. If they earn $3473 or less a month, NYC will cover the costs of an A/C. Remember…last summer we had 95 degree weather. Look out for them
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my jaw actually dropped when the restaurant was revealed
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LMFAOOOO LFG KNICKS STRAIGHT ANNIHILATION
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