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amanda w.

@meander

work: analytics, northwestern imc alum. non-work: quilter, crafter, reality tv, yogini.

 seattle
Joined July 2007
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A doula for moving. This should exist. I need someone to hold my hand and rub my shoulders.
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im interested in finding groceries that have the potential to change my life
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I don’t want a therapist - I want a DWTS pro to help me fix my life. (Not Val though - he scares me.)
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piss girl@xtsygirllNov 8
but does the flow wanna go w me
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T@dfwtee_Nov 8
i love being home, in oversized clothes, looking ugly in peace.
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you're laughing. franco and pierre are gonna walk into the paddock like this and you're laughing
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so much shit has happened this season that i forgot alpine is going to be like gucci f1 team next year
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N🦅@VersacecayNov 1
Being single is so awesome bc I can do whatever I want (nothing) go see whomever I want (no one) and go out whenever I want (never)
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happy bridget jones season to all who celebrate
Image from space age country girl (@fckingmelodrama)
Image from space age country girl (@fckingmelodrama)
Image from space age country girl (@fckingmelodrama)
Image from space age country girl (@fckingmelodrama)
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@thrluvOct 29
"ai will replace u" i'd like to see ai cry at work
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“You already made that joke” Yeah no shit you think Tom Petty played Free Falling just once?
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I don’t need to visit Europe or Asia if I have exotic Lean Cuisine meals to eat.
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anvita@vitamaybeOct 26
my reason for doing things:
1. spite
2. the aesthetic
3. a deadline i invented
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I don’t know what to buy or how to act
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Mars
@MarsadistOct 21
I haven't unclenched my jaw since fiscal year 2025
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Living alone is fine. So it might take a little longer for someone to discover your body should you expire during one of your long stretches of solitude, no big deal. That’s the cost of freedom
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Read about a bar that makes you take your shoes off. I’m both interested and appalled.
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WE THE URBAN@WeTheUrbanOct 19
Hear me clearly: If you spent most of 2026 in survival mode, may these last two months be spent in revival mode. It’s time to heal.
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Shopping for a new sewing machine is like shopping for a car (derogatory)
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losing my ever loving mind over this
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You can’t hobby your way out of needing human connection btw
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Uncle Sandwich@SighFieriOct 12
A soup dumpling would fix all my problems right now.
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