@michaelo2016

I tried to not be a dork once, that didn’t work out too well. out of circulation. Adopt a shelter pet!!

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Joined April 2016
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Being a man is by birth and time, being a gentleman is a choice.
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Migizi. What a beautiful sight to see today. #baldeagle #guidance #connection
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1. Start the work day 2. Make work as awkward as possible 3. Call it a day and head home
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Me at Best Buy next week when they have the old school midnight drop of Zelda Ocarina of Time
San Francisco 49ers
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AIRCAFFREYYYY 📺 FOX
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You can overthink the good stuff too
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The strongest steel is often formed in personal dumpster fires.
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Stop hating on Mondays. Be a professional and hate the whole work week.
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My 📸
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It's a strange but beautiful feeling to know I've inspired someone's words without even realizing it.
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For some people, being sober isn't overrated. It's underachieving . . .
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Say what you mean. Mean what you say.
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Not festive? Pffft - nothing quite says festive like “Pumpkin with a mustache” socks.
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this little light of mine…
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Gratuitous Ray-Bans MK castle picture
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That’s the way we’ve always done it is not a valid reason
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The best people make you forget all the things you're trying to forget.
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No amount of esoteric thinking is gonna get my laundry folded. I need to get off my ass and do it.
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I can’t save the world but I can make a more awkward
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Manufacturing Sales Reps are 80% BS and 20% water. Now you know.
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