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It’s amazing that there’s a shot in Cape Fear that is just a full sequence from Problem Child with De Niro’s head in the frame
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Guy with corporate finance job where he brags about replacing his employees with AI: “man I gotta see that Tony movie, bourdain is my hero”
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Comedy Central roast of Fennesz
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Who the fuck just walks around smiling all the time are you nuts
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Seeing lots of Detroit locals with smoke in their lungs take pictures of the atmosphere blaming Canada, which is such a perfect distillation of how most westerners just blame stuff on others instead of just acknowledging simple systemic issues with everything
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Obsession was kinda just ok but im glad people like movies
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Is it fucked up to say that, even though I enjoy watching these, they’re both too long?
The Dark Knight or The Batman, which is your favourite?
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It was really awesome to see the spurs get that far again. Congrats Knicks
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Fuuuck that
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Exactly
The notion that punk music is really simple to play is funny because that means you have to willfully ignore how great most punk drummers and bassists are
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Me outside the stall but blocking the bathroom door when I saw you go in with a different homie
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He’s a person I’ve known for a long time
Reporter: Are you attending your son’s wedding? Trump: He’d like me to go. I’m going to try. I said, this is not good timing for me. I have a thing called Iran and other things. He’s a person I’ve known for a long time.
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Showing up late and everyone else is already there and looks at me man.
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Imagine if someone rushed up and shot him like Jack Ruby
Grogu walks the red carpet at “The Mandalorian and Grogu” premiere in LA
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John Travolta is experimenting with an incredibly powerful look. I will be monitoring this situation
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Working at a bar has made me hate modern tv so much because people will just stand in a circle and say “oh you have to watch _____ its only 4 seasons” for like 45 minutes straight and it all sounds terrible
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i think a solution to the historical accuracy problem for the odyssey would be to set it in the 1930s in the south and change their outfits to something like prison uniforms, and maybe cast someone like george clooney instead of matt damon
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elon accidentally revealing his mom’s account is just one of his alts
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In order to enjoy music biopics, I think you really have to not have much interest in music, or movies as a whole. They’re such completely bankrupt versions of either artform, it really does kill two birds with one stone in the lowest hanging media department.
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A friend asks: “Has it occurred to anyone that the MAGAs think you have to show IDs at restaurants because they’ve been eating all their meals at strip clubs? This isn’t even an unreasonable theory”
Blanche: "There's a lot of things we can be doing, like voter ID. Every time you walk into a restaurant you have to show ID. How about you have to show your idea to vote? That's not anything that's crazy."
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