It's almost certain your activist mock outrage would be fuck all use on a desert island. Go and sit over there with the other people we're going to eat.
Askwith, England
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‘Bit disappointed the gift shop was closed, would have liked a wider choice of sandwiches in the cafe’
Little Tommy won’t be having a coked up Christmas in Benidorm this year. Poor lamb. Cry more, bitch.
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Fingers crossed the price of fruit based conserves has a couple of pence knocked off a jar. #Budget2026
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I cannot at Myleene Klass thinking she ate with this vocal of My heart will go on.
I’m in a bit of a drinking tea phase which is unusual for me. Quite the blow for the many women that have left me because of a supposed ‘inability to be spontaneous’. I had an unopened packet of this in the cupboard. 1/2
Happy #Marmygherks Eve to all who celebrate it. May your shreds be thick cut, and vinegary.
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Took my grandfather to Farm Foods to get his shopping just now. He was only 23 when he fought in the trenches during World War 1. He got upset when he saw that no one was wearing a poppy. “This is why we need a Rupert Lowe in No 10” he said through tear filled eyes 🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧
Not to be overly selfish, but I’d quite like the chancellor to leave pensions alone tomorrow given that I’m 17 days away from taking mine.
Was it by being considered the best player by a panel?
Kane ends England's 25-year Ballon d'Or wait - how he bucked the trend bbc.in/4i58ft0
When I fill my old fashioned whistling kettle I check inside to make sure a mouse hasn’t climbed in much more than I thought I would when I was in my 20’s.
If there is an extinction level event in the highly unlikely scenario that I’m offered a place in a bunker I’ll politely decline. I’d rather sit in a field with my dog and watch the flash than deal with office politics in a cave I can’t leave.
Me: Why are you quietly asking everyone to stockpile emergency rations like it ain’t no big thing?
The Government: No specific reason we haven’t told you about. There’s no likelihood of something we know about happening and us hiding it until it’s too late. Why would we lie?
