You what?

I thought to myself, I’ll get another box of it, googled it and found it’s actually discontinued and unopened boxes of it such as I had until 2 days ago are going for over £65. Fuck my life. 2/2

I’m in a bit of a drinking tea phase which is unusual for me. Quite the blow for the many women that have left me because of a supposed ‘inability to be spontaneous’. I had an unopened packet of this in the cupboard. 1/2

@AndieDelicacy @TeenyBella

I’ve been feeling progressively weaker over the last few weeks. I think even a glimpse of tits would finish me off, and what would happen to my money then? It’s a worry, what with not having filled in the beneficiary on this blank signed will.

Anker do good earbuds that stay in for a good price. Their stuff is very good quality.

Not to be overly selfish, but I’d quite like the chancellor to leave pensions alone tomorrow given that I’m 17 days away from taking mine.

Me: Why are you quietly asking everyone to stockpile emergency rations like it ain’t no big thing? The Government: No specific reason we haven’t told you about. There’s no likelihood of something we know about happening and us hiding it until it’s too late. Why would we lie?