It's almost certain your activist mock outrage would be fuck all use on a desert island. Go and sit over there with the other people we're going to eat.
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Little Tommy won’t be having a coked up Christmas in Benidorm this year. Poor lamb. Cry more, bitch.
You’ll do. retweeted
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Fingers crossed the price of fruit based conserves has a couple of pence knocked off a jar. #Budget2026
Ruth Archer: Oh noooo
Dum-di-dum-di-dum-di-dum,
Dum-di-dum-di-daaa-da,
Dum-di-dum-di-dum-di-dum,
Di-dum-di-dum-di-daaa!
You’ll do. retweeted
I cannot at Myleene Klass thinking she ate with this vocal of My heart will go on.
I thought to myself, I’ll get another box of it, googled it and found it’s actually discontinued and unopened boxes of it such as I had until 2 days ago are going for over £65. Fuck my life. 2/2
I’m in a bit of a drinking tea phase which is unusual for me. Quite the blow for the many women that have left me because of a supposed ‘inability to be spontaneous’. I had an unopened packet of this in the cupboard. 1/2
I’ve been feeling progressively weaker over the last few weeks. I think even a glimpse of tits would finish me off, and what would happen to my money then? It’s a worry, what with not having filled in the beneficiary on this blank signed will.
Happy #Marmygherks Eve to all who celebrate it. May your shreds be thick cut, and vinegary.