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My neighbour used to leave his porch light on every night, even when he travelled.
One evening, I got tired of the electricity bill and went to complain.
He looked at me and said:
“Please, don’t ever switch that light off. Someone is using it to find their way home.”
I smiled and walked away.
Three days later, an elderly woman knocked on my door…
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🚨BREAKING: Kylian Mbappé has renewed his tenancy agreement at Camp Nou. Barcelona still can't evict him! 😂😂
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A man got his girlfriend a bag, but she rejected it simply because it wasn’t her taste. Now he’s upset with her. 😭 Would you say she was wrong for being honest?
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While choosing a partner it is very important you choose the one who will be with you through any situation 👌
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So wolverine was the actor that played the role of Van Helsing. they don't make good movies like they used to, Van helsing turning into a were wolf reminded me of the video game "Altered beast".
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This film tells a true story of how one baseball player helped transform a sport and how that sport, in turn, helped change an entire country! Dope movie!
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Toddler meeting their new born siblings for the first time 😂😂 pure fun and chaos 😂😂😂
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Family Love where the wife takes care of the kid and husband do house chores. 😅🥹❤️❤️
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One of my friends fiancé called of their engagement. She’s didn’t give any sensible reason, she just said she was not doing again and walked out from his life.
He came over to stay with me because the whole situation got him feeling blue and depressed. So last night he walked up to me and said “bro abeg give me your car key make I go drive around to clear my head”
Ehn ? Clear you head on top which fuel ? For this Tinubu economy?
Na so I throw pad give am o.
“Bro sit down here make we play FIFA, which person fuel you wan waste ? . Carry pad make I flog you, your head go clear”
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The truth is, we are all selective sinners.
We pick and choose which sins we can live with, justify the ones that feel familiar to us, and then turn around to judge others for committing the ones we find uncomfortable.
We are quick to excuse our own flaws while being harsh about someone else's.
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he came for an official assignment but ended up doing something totally unexpected 😳🍿
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losing an online game from a winning position because of a bad network is peak rage bait 😭























