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Joined November 2013
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lol Do you remember when you joined X? I do! #MyXAnniversary
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Any media organization that says the D.C. shooting today was "near the White House" is engaging in absurd and awful click bait. The shooting happened at 15th and P St. N.W. - a mile north of the White House. It's a residential area - Logan Circle. Good grief.
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is there a band out there who have the word 'the' incorrectly put in front of their name more than arctic monkeys?
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One of my autistic students has gotten really into Macklemore lately which has led to him adopting “God damn that’s a cold-ass honky” as a verbal stim. It is unfortunately funny every single time
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The Silence of the Lambs should be called The Kidnapping of That Lady
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Cooper killed the whole bloodline
Gerrymandering is bad because it creates Glup Shitto congressmen with no real notability. Give the tough swing seat moderates and the R+40 freaks, not personalityless randos like "Brad Knott" and "Addison McDowell"
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I’m overdue for a brain dead stare into a fire pit
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Mountain lovers, is this accurate?
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it’s so funny that Trump fully just got sick of being president and started using the office mainly to engage in his true passion of real estate development
Wow the Whitehouse Ball room is….quite something. To put it mildly
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or whatever la dispute said
Can I still be crust punk if I use a bidet
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Cook
UNC Chancellor Lee Roberts tells me he's against Raleigh getting a Major League Baseball team, worried about what could to do attendance, especially the overlap with college football season, and sponsorship dollars available for local college teams, wral.com/sports/unc-chancell…
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pep after dealing with the US Federation for 15 minutes
🚨🇺🇸 Sources: U.S. Soccer is expected to make Pep Guardiola a top target to become next USMNT head coach. Obviously the pursuit would not be straightforward nor easy. But likely to start with call to Pep. w/ @PaulTenorio @HenryBushnell nytimes.com/athletic/7773820…
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Streaming services will have a section labeled "Your Next Obsession" And it's a tv series called like St. Louis EMTs
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10.59am, November 11th 1918: Henry Gunther is the last man to die in WW1. Shot charging at a German machine gun nest a minute before the armistice. The Germans frantically tried to get him to stop. He wouldn't.
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Finding out that FanDuel spends as much money lobbying as AIPAC is a tactical truth nuke
Pretty good perspective chart about why AIPAC hate was overblown and exploited.
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Things to say when someone sneezes: - I don't respect you. - God can't help you. - Take that shit outside. - This is why you're alone. - Now I need a shot. - This used to be a nice neighborhood.
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In un mondo giusto questi andrebbero obbligati a ingoiarsi il patrimonio in biglietti di piccolo taglio.
Palantir CEO Alex Karp is signaling a shift toward Democrats following their midterm victories, criticizing Trump's immigration crackdown and Republicans' approach to economic justice. Despite securing billions in federal contracts under Trump, Karp said Democrats had corrected course enough to potentially win his support in 2028. “I've been a Democrat my whole life. I grew up in a far left environment. I know more about being a progressive than almost anybody on the planet,” Karp said. On immigration, Karp welcomed Trump's acknowledgment that enforcement had gone too far, saying: “I'm glad he's saying in public now what I've been saying in private.” Source: POLITICO
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this is lowkey happening to me but it's whatever
At 28, Dostoevsky was dragged before a firing squad, spared at the final second, and exiled to four years of hard labor in Siberia. Surrounded by brutal cold and severe illness, he lost his entire youth, but he never lost his spirit. Instead, those dark years forged his deepest wisdom and compassion for human nature. He went on to write Crime and Punishment at 45 and completed The Brothers Karamazov at 59. No season of suffering is wasted. Yes, you can start all over again.
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i don’t really care i got a lot going on rn
Giant UFO with dangling tentacles hovers near US military base before vanishing: 'Only God and the government know what it is' 🔗 trib.al/sNartck
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The Strokes - Lonely in the Future
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