Replying to @tonyhawktruther
Hiding nut season comes around and it’s a total destruction of the commons
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FAKE altered video, the real one has NOT had the frogs removed with AI. Please do not share FAKE videos!
I should get a comforter but I like drifting in and out of sleep shivering curled up in a fetal position counting down the hours until the sun is out. It makes you appreciate the warmth of the day. It keeps you in touch with nature. And i feel like a woodland critter
Replying to @randcorpalt
If you’re against a little choid fuzz it’s irrevocably over for you
Replying to @randcorpalt
This is the brother version of “imagine your sister dating [redacted]”
Replying to @randcorpalt
Imagine your brother or best friend dating a pet snake girl
Replying to @randcorpalt
No woman i would want to spend more than five minutes talking to much less have sex with would have a pet snake
“U.S. citizenship approvals are down 72 percent - leaving many unable to vote”
Immigration officials approved 173,000 people for citizenship through the first eight months of 2026, down 72 percent from last year.
A sharp tapering off in naturalizations has left hundreds of thousands of immigrants waiting as midterms approach. wapo.st/4z8e6E3
Replying to @Impish_Bunny
That sounds more fun than most of the sf parties i hear about tbh
Every year should have a theme to it. It’s almost November and almost the start of the new year. What will be the theme for your 2027?
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Notably absent: things like utility bills, insurance, mortgage, taxes, car maintenance, and retirement planning
If you actually think the only job most men have is "garbage" you are blinded by your desire to see them as useless
Peru has a Japanese president pressing the everything switch, this is going to make Bukele’s stuff look like child’s play
Peru is about to get the Bukele treatment. This is the new Peruvian president, Keiko Sofía Fujimori Higuchi.
The caption on the original video says “We announce the creation of the Unified Command to confront organized crime, an elite special force made up of the National Police and the Armed Forces.
We are uniting capabilities, experience, and operational strength to act in a coordinated way against criminal organizations and restore security for all Peruvians.”












