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Joined November 2017
Holy shit. This might be one of the saddest things I’ve ever read.
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Carlos That Notices Things
@QuetzalPhoenixOct 25
FAKE altered video, the real one has NOT had the frogs removed with AI. Please do not share FAKE videos!
how “I don’t care about politics” people look
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Notably absent: things like utility bills, insurance, mortgage, taxes, car maintenance, and retirement planning If you actually think the only job most men have is "garbage" you are blinded by your desire to see them as useless
When women talk about inequitable labor within a marriage, this is what they mean. Do keep in mind, most women also work.
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well my vacation is fucking ruined
anyone have any advice on planning a european vacation with a stop at the eagles nest that doesnt arouse any suspicion in the wife that were going out of our way to see hitlers house
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“Open up to a woman” you mean the thing that got Samson killed?
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my favorite position is stress
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Politics & Poll Tracker 📡
@PollTracker2024Oct 23
Mediaite: Amy Acton’s Mother Was Convicted of Killing Kittens New information about the criminal history of Donna Arthur, the estranged mother of Ohio Democratic nominee for governor, Amy Acton, is coming to light amid the backlash about her appearance in a Vivek Ramaswamy ad — including her conviction for animal neglect after several kittens in her care died in a hot car mediaite.com/crime/amy-acton…
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Dos hombres, un mismo destino, comerse el mundo
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Let me do you one better. We have a skull Church.
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America only has one map
Average fall foliage across the United States as of October 22nd, 2026.
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what you need to understand is that this all could have been prevented if we simply had more new media and storytellers
welp. the Internet was nice while it lasted.
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You do cocaine and worship false gods
The fact that she’s hiding from debate, hiding from questions, & bans cameras at her events should tell you something. It’s beyond bizarre.
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"my opponent was molested as a child" is possibly the most despicable political attack I've ever heard
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Calling in cozy to work
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>Americans see the working class protest in another country and want to shoot the protesters
americans see a working class protest in another country and want to shoot the protesters
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captive dreamer
@captive_dreamerOct 18
Sowing vs Reaping:
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Taking 25mg of adderall to lowball on facebook marketplace
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“French”
French “high schoolers” posing for a photo on the fiery but mostly peaceful streets of Paris. 🇫🇷
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a girl at a bushwick nightclub asked me “whats on your mind outside of work these days” i said “i love soup, but i havent found any good soup places in the city” she looked at me like i was retarded and slowly turned away
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