'I'm gonna have to library science the shit out of this!' Librarian, author, dad, Skee-Ball junkie. Loves robots, funny dice, dragons & Fireball Island. He/him

Bryn Mawr, PA
Joined January 2007
Replying to @boneysoups
THE MONSTER AT THE END OF THIS BOOK IS CAPITALISM
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Watching a grown-ass Shaq learn with horror on live television that Philly fans pelted Santa with snowballs was almost worth how I was feeling at the half last night
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I’m glad Congress isn’t alive to see this.
Ukrainian Starshield terminals still don't work properly, multiple sources tell me. This is despite an apparent order from President Trump to Elon Musk to restore full functionality to Ukrainian Starshield terminals.
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Ronan Farrow reported in 2023 that the Pentagon signed a SpaceX contract to keep Musk from being able to cut off Ukraine’s battlefield connectivity at will. Colin Kahl described it as a way to lock in service so Musk couldn’t just flip the switch. WSJ now reports U.S. officials say Musk ordered the Oct. 14 Starshield slowdown anyway, after speaking with Trump. If that reporting holds, the guardrail didn’t hold.
1/3 Musk ordered last week's slowdown of Starshield, which Ukraine fights on, after talking with Trump, per @WSJ. In '23 the Pentagon signed a contract with SpaceX to “prevent Musk from turning off the switch," per fmr Under Sec of Defense Colin Kahl. newyorker.com/magazine/2023/…
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I would go to war for Tyrese Maxey
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lebron coming to philly might be the single best piece of pr this city has ever experienced
The Sixers crowd was chanting “SUCKS” after every Cavs player was announced 😭 It turns out they've always done this? As a Bron fan I'm LOVING this crowd 😂🔥 (H/t - @Lebronin1)
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Game 2 of 82. @sixers tore up a 29 pt deficit and move to 2-0 #throwtheballup
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Game 1 of 82. I was inspired by @purehoop project from a few years ago and am gonna try and do a drawing for every @sixers game this season. #throwtheballup
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the author of this book found about this in 2020, and then held the information for six years while kushner returned to his powerful position when trump was elected again. another "journalist" choosing book royalties over action.
Jared Kushner’s hacked phone revealed he promised MBS and MBZ he would push their agenda with Trump if they participated in a secret fund, with the two royals initially discussing over $10B before ultimately placing at least $2B into his accounts. archive.ph/2026.10.22-215102…
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This was like his 3rd glitch during the speech where he just randomly stops mid-sentence and makes a weird noise or, in this case, just opens his mouth and freezes for 3 seconds while saying nothing, then continues. Pretty sad that TV networks refuse to cover this situation.
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Cool cool so when are we deporting Rafael Cruz to Canada
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pirates had vision insurance
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This is what the Republican Party was offering the American people last night heading into the midterms.
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Replying to @atrupar
This was his face when he glitched. This was his fucking face.
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don't forget to claim ⤵️ @ChickfilA
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Yeah, well, we painted a reflecting pool.
China's🇨🇳 "Eye of Sauron" at Sea: Liaowang-1 30,000-ton steel beast Tracks 1,200 targets at once Hypersonic missiles. Space surveillance. 6,000 km range — nothing hides 3x the size of US🇺🇸 counterparts The ocean just got transparent.
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Meetings back to back today until 3. They’re trying to kill me!
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This constitutes cruel and unusual punishment, even to Knicks fans – at Radnor Township, PA
What the actual fuck have I just read
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NOBODY WANTS DELAWARE BRO – at Bryn Mawr, PA
Can any of you think of a better four-way division of the US without splitting states? This is the best I can do.
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