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Jan Kraetzschmar

@opheleon

Rauchgranaten rushen? Nein. Alle spielen 16 Bit.

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Joined June 2009
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Ninji (has moved)@_Ninji25 Oct 2022
OS upgrade day is always exciting 🎉
My MacBook displaying a Windows 98 installer screenshot edited to say “macOS Ventura Setup”, with a blurb advertising iCloud Shared Photo Library

ALT My MacBook displaying a Windows 98 installer screenshot edited to say “macOS Ventura Setup”, with a blurb advertising iCloud Shared Photo Library

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Pavel Mayer@pavel231 Dec 2021
67,97% - 17,66% + 12,37% = 62,68% ist die tatsächliche Impfquote, zählt man nur als voll geimpft, wer in den letzten 6 Monaten eine Dosis erhalten hat; gestern hatte ich versehentlich mit 5 Monaten gerechnet. teapaw.org/pavel23/status/1465746…
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Pavel Mayer (@pavel23) profile picturePavel Mayer@pavel2330 Nov 2021
67,89% - 36,42% + 11,51% = 42,89% beträgt die aktuelle Impfquote in Deutschland, wenn man wie in Israel nur diejenigen als vollständig geimpft betrachtet, bei denen die letzte Dosis nicht mehr als 6 Monate zurück liegt.
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Rian Johnson
@rianjohnson24 May 2018
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Daniel Peter
@danieljpeter24 Jul 2016
RT if you've ever typed AT commands like ATDT to control a modem
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Stupid Code@StupidCode30 May 2013
int mander; char eresting;
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the best part about apple events
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Parker Higgins@xor11 Mar 2016
New bot: emoji trainscapes every 4 hours on :01. Inspired by the amazing work of @katierosepipkin and @deer_ful teapaw.org/choochoobot/status/708…
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Digg
@digg22 Jan 2016
"Star Wars: The Force Awakens" works *way* too well as an anime intro: di.gg/1UgQG5w
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Grumpy Merkel@GrumpyMerkel17 Nov 2015
Wir haben heute Chemtrails über dem IS versprüht, aber vielleicht war das Haltbarkeitsdatum abgelaufen. Die sprechen jetzt alle Sächsisch.
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Peter@peterleach7630 Sep 2015
Maybe Volkswagen should have chosen a different spokesperson!
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Rob DenBleyker@RobDenBleyker9 Sep 2015
I made a @RickandMorty fan art and it's right here:
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Unix tool tip@UnixToolTip6 Aug 2015
'It is easier to port a shell than a shell script.' -- Larry Wall
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Kyra Ocean@kyraocean12 Jul 2015
22 years, 2 months, 2 days, and 2 hours later: Apple IIGS System 6.0.2 has been released. dnlr.hn/1M0vZZq
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Units@UnitFact7 Jul 2015
Millihelen: the amount of beauty required to launch one ship. ow.ly/OOshz
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Orteil@orteil4225 Jun 2015
the great tragedy of living in the internet age is that you can instantly check how unoriginal your ideas are
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FuckOffAsAService@foaas23 May 2015
FOAAS v0.1.6 Released, with HTTP 622 All The Fucks Response code in place of HTTP 404. foaas.com/asckjbaskcnasc
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Unix tool tip@UnixToolTip7 Apr 2015
The emacs web browser eww is well-named. It's the most likely response of anyone seeing a familiar web page rendered in plain text.
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Command Line Magic
@climagic1 Apr 2015
alias true=false
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Regular Expression@RegexTip24 Mar 2015
Grep orientated programming ow.ly/3xxw95
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MagicofRahat@MagicofRahat28 Feb 2015
2015 so far
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