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Left winger who can also play as a deep lying dictator
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Hec issued the attested degree on the same day of my application this ain't the Pakistan I know
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My boss’s boss said “AI Slop” in a big corporate meeting
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@mhmddotukOct 28
Mbappe dictator meme wasn’t even a thing back in 2023.. this is nuts😭
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Red Sun in the Sky - Mbappé
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Kylian Mbappé s'est entretenu aujourd'hui avec nos services de l'ambassade et nous a assuré que le président Mao est finalement un démocrate.
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اليساري الاسرائيلي هو يميني مثقف .
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Congratulations to youthiyas on Netanyahu's victory 🇮🇱
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Idc if I get executed in Tiananmen Square, Mao Tse Tung had it coming My name is Alessandro Bastoni and I am a left footed central defender of Inter
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There’s a way of solving problems where instead of focusing on what’s broadly not working, you focus on the part of the system that is actually working and learn from it what is replicable. So what’s working in Gujrat and Hunza (the only dark greens across Pakistan)?
Zahid (@RuneGroan) profile pictureZahid@RuneGroanOct 28
Look at this map & think about what was done to Pakistan in 1973 (nationalisation of industry & banking) & 1990 (failure to build Kalabagh dam & going the IPP route). Sindhi rural interests are 70% responsible for the situation shown. They also suffer the most.
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It’s funny when progressives admit that homosexual behavior is humiliating
Democrats (@TheDemocrats) profile pictureDemocrats
@TheDemocratsOct 27
A screenshot of Trump looking up, mouth agape, while raising his hand and pretending to shove something in his mouth.

ALT A screenshot of Trump looking up, mouth agape, while raising his hand and pretending to shove something in his mouth.

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Saaar
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@VividProwessOct 27
I have just voted for @netanyahu.
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صارلي ١٠ سنوات ما محدث تويتر اليوم حدثتة
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Fair play this is fucking hilarious
𝐃𝐈𝐆𝐁 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 (@_DIGB) profile picture𝐃𝐈𝐆𝐁 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿@_DIGBOct 27
Clock Lisandro Martinez out partying at the 25 second mark wearing a beanie hat and shades No wonder Man United are in a relegation battle
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毛巴佩（ Maobappé）出场了
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Ian@IanM1stOct 27
Shaw - Lisandro - Maguire - Dalot
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@PopBaseOct 27
Today is the 2026 Israel Knesset election.
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Les chinois qui découvrent le concept de la liberté d'expression
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Thank you for so much Elon
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@PopBaseOct 27
4 years ago today, Elon Musk bought Twitter.
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الهندي اذا شرب مويه نظيفة بالغلط
Samurai_jeet 🇯🇵🇮🇳🇮🇱 (@Samurai_jeet) profile pictureSamurai_jeet 🇯🇵🇮🇳🇮🇱
@Samurai_jeetOct 27
Please Stop Bullying Japan! 🇮🇳❤🇯🇵
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