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I do not have the makings of a varsity athlete

Joined January 2012
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Subah 9 hajay kaun itna dimagh khata hai daftar me
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Left winger who can also play as a deep lying dictator
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Hec issued the attested degree on the same day of my application this ain't the Pakistan I know
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My boss’s boss said “AI Slop” in a big corporate meeting
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Mbappe dictator meme wasn’t even a thing back in 2023.. this is nuts😭
Red Sun in the Sky - Mbappé
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we had it so good with Fridays off...
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If you work with accountants you'd understand why someone would want to off them tbf
Police arrested a #Delhi govt employee’s wife and her suspected lover, a #gym trainer, on Tuesday for allegedly attempting to kill him at their home in #Vasundhara. 35-year-old man, a senior #accountant, was stabbed multiple times early on Monday while sleeping beside his daughter. Details here 🔗 toi.in/QO8ceb Don’t miss the complete coverage - get the TOI App 👉 timesofindia.sng.link/Cqhd4/…
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Replying to @thegoatric
Exactly
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So that's why we invented money!
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Kylian Mbappé s'est entretenu aujourd'hui avec nos services de l'ambassade et nous a assuré que le président Mao est finalement un démocrate.
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اليساري الاسرائيلي هو يميني مثقف .
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Replying to @SAWarMonitor
I agree. But no one cares about Taiwan.
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Congratulations to youthiyas on Netanyahu's victory 🇮🇱
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Idc if I get executed in Tiananmen Square, Mao Tse Tung had it coming My name is Alessandro Bastoni and I am a left footed central defender of Inter
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happy birthday @FuckedUpYogis 🥳🥳
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Replying to @finishedhuman
benefits to achay hain but not in FGEHA
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everything's a problem for these cunts
Troubling… closing off to more and more of the world…
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i am so fucking hot right now ive stopped replying to unknown numbers. koi dhamki dene bhi call karay to koi faida nahi cause maine chukni hi nahi
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There’s a way of solving problems where instead of focusing on what’s broadly not working, you focus on the part of the system that is actually working and learn from it what is replicable. So what’s working in Gujrat and Hunza (the only dark greens across Pakistan)?
Look at this map & think about what was done to Pakistan in 1973 (nationalisation of industry & banking) & 1990 (failure to build Kalabagh dam & going the IPP route). Sindhi rural interests are 70% responsible for the situation shown. They also suffer the most.
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