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Sweet Pie

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She couldn't believe that he would stay He couldn't believe that anyone had left.
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send me your Christmas list.
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Caitlin@caitlin_mmmOct 29
Can I pay a monthly fee to never have to see or hear anything about Pat McAfee ever again
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I'm a little hurt that none of you claim to have voted for me
Sweet Pie (@pie_how) profile pictureSweet Pie@pie_howOct 29
Turns out I didn't win People's Sexiest Man of the Year award again My mom is going to be pretty disappointed.
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I am very close to the age of where I just don't give a fuck about what I say But I also may not care enough to say it
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And then I realized it may be time for a break
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Some of you do not understand that less is more What this means is you do not have to talk all the fucking time
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Walking into a building after being out in the cold for a while, is one of the best feelings ever
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Turns out I didn't win People's Sexiest Man of the Year award again My mom is going to be pretty disappointed.
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Where in the world can you have access to hitting a 100 bunker shots a day with a 6 iron. Not all good advice is practical.
Fredrik Lindblom (@f_lindblom) profile pictureFredrik Lindblom@f_lindblomOct 28
Sean Foley’s advice to hit “100 fairway bunker shots a day with a 6 iron” makes so much sense to me. The bunker will exacerbate a miss. The strike and low point have to be perfect! Apparently Seve Ballesteros grew up playing golf on the beach- Imagine how perfect his strike got!
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I have never rolled my eyes as hard as this.
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so much to learn, so little time.
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I saw so few boobs today that I thought it was Wednesday.
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calling all cake knowers
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I really just cannot stand driving around other people
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Sometimes the reason you feel so stuck is because you keep trying to make a life you’ve outgrown feel comfortable again.
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delete hinge and flirt with one of your twitter followers that lives across the world
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celebrities make for boring interviews almost all of the time.
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I think the problem may be your horrible taste in men.
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Not to be an annoying rule follower but everyone at every baggage claim I’ve ever been to needs to take a GIANT step back
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boobs don't solve problems, but they do make you forget what the problem was.
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