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Can I pay a monthly fee to never have to see or hear anything about Pat McAfee ever again
Sweet Pie retweeted
Where in the world can you have access to hitting a 100 bunker shots a day with a 6 iron.
Not all good advice is practical.
Sweet Pie retweeted
Sometimes the reason you feel so stuck is because you keep trying to make a life you’ve outgrown feel comfortable again.
Sweet Pie retweeted
delete hinge and flirt with one of your twitter followers that lives across the world
Sweet Pie retweeted
Not to be an annoying rule follower but everyone at every baggage claim I’ve ever been to needs to take a GIANT step back
Sweet Pie retweeted
Golfers:
If you are always working on your swing you will never have a move you can count on and trust.
There comes a point where you have to transition out of mechanics and into just hitting golf shots.
Sweet Pie retweeted
If I find out someone doesn’t like me I literally cannot find any fucks to give, but if an animal doesn’t like me I’ll go into the deepest depths of misery and despair wondering where I went wrong in my life 😭
Me: Show me some wildlife
Instagram: Different generations are the worst, amirite?
Me: No! Woodworking?
I: Different genders are the worst, amirite?
M: No! Art?
I: Different nationaties are the worst, amirite?
M: Dude... Food?
I: Some people eat wrong, amirite?
M: ...
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Alone, 700 miles away from home, with a severe man cold….this could be it.
I’m a goner.
Sweet Pie retweeted
I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again, a cowbell at st 7:00 am youth hockey game is unnecessary.
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