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Joined January 2020
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Can I pay a monthly fee to never have to see or hear anything about Pat McAfee ever again
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Where in the world can you have access to hitting a 100 bunker shots a day with a 6 iron. Not all good advice is practical.
Sean Foley’s advice to hit “100 fairway bunker shots a day with a 6 iron” makes so much sense to me. The bunker will exacerbate a miss. The strike and low point have to be perfect! Apparently Seve Ballesteros grew up playing golf on the beach- Imagine how perfect his strike got!
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Sometimes the reason you feel so stuck is because you keep trying to make a life you’ve outgrown feel comfortable again.
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delete hinge and flirt with one of your twitter followers that lives across the world
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Not to be an annoying rule follower but everyone at every baggage claim I’ve ever been to needs to take a GIANT step back
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boobs don't solve problems, but they do make you forget what the problem was.
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Sweet Pie retweeted
Golfers: If you are always working on your swing you will never have a move you can count on and trust. There comes a point where you have to transition out of mechanics and into just hitting golf shots.
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Sweet Pie retweeted
One of those days when only sucking on some nice titties would help
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If I find out someone doesn’t like me I literally cannot find any fucks to give, but if an animal doesn’t like me I’ll go into the deepest depths of misery and despair wondering where I went wrong in my life 😭
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Ive come to the conclusion that I really dont like too many people
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I think I figured it out. Men like boobs.
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Nice tits. Do you do anything else.
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Sweet Pie retweeted
Me: Show me some wildlife Instagram: Different generations are the worst, amirite? Me: No! Woodworking? I: Different genders are the worst, amirite? M: No! Art? I: Different nationaties are the worst, amirite? M: Dude... Food? I: Some people eat wrong, amirite? M: ...
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Alone, 700 miles away from home, with a severe man cold….this could be it. I’m a goner.
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I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again, a cowbell at st 7:00 am youth hockey game is unnecessary.
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Mark your TwitterBingo™️Card: Someone complaining they forgot a tweet before they could post it
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If you drive 15 mph under the speed limit in the left lane, you’re a douche.
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Just had sex. By myself. 10/10 recommend. Repeat as necessary.
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Relax, boys….your girl might be with her boyfriend today.
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What a pretty tree. 🌳
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