obama
Joined December 2021
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every day i am more scared than the day before
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The guy who invented pooping has gotta be a millionaire
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theyre deadass selling grilled beetle meat at aldi
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Stabbing my poop with a knife
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White people be like my dog killеd thеmsеlvеs
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You stupid little fucking bundle of joy
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telling my uber driver that he has fertile birthing hips
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her boobs light up my world call that areola borealis
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We are mere days away from him talking about having gay sex
Trump: "I met the owner of the restaurant. He said, 'Mr. President, I'd like to kiss you.' He's a very powerful man. I don't want this guy kissing me, but he's a powerful, influential man. He said, 'Sir, I want to kiss you.' I said, 'Why?' He said, 'Sir, I really want to kiss you.' So I said, 'No, thank you.'"
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Flying a girl out but the plane crashes
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your auntie deadbutt looks like the mucinex guy bruh i’m serious
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Looking at the cover of a goosebumps book is scary but worth it
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taking off my shirt to pee at trader joe’s
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throw me to my wife and i will come back pregnant
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I don't care what I am
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I do think Batman has undiagnosed BPD
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microwaving a smaller more submissive microwave
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Farting so hard that my wife files for divorce
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