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"Beautiful opinions. Some say the best opinions."

Joined May 2022
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Jonathan Cab retweeted
what’s your job in the leftist gulag?? im gonna be leading discussion on internet drama some days, making clothes from scraps other days, and making prison hooch whenever needed
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Jonathan Cab retweeted
Republicans are in an interesting place in that they kind of can’t lose. Of course you want to keep the House and Senate if possible, but if Dems win they’ll pull their normal crazy bullshit and it will only help Republicans in 2028.
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The flippening continues.
🚨NEW FRONTRUNNER: Mike Lawler now favored in the NY-17 House winner odds
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Jonathan Cab retweeted
BREAKING: Democrats odds to control the Senate decrease on Election Day as Texas, Iowa, Michigan, and Maine shift Republican
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Your LDL comes back at 38 and someone online tells you that's dangerously low, your brain needs cholesterol to think. A meta-analysis of 25 trials, nearly 47,000 people, found no difference in cognitive performance between statin and placebo. In FOURIER, patients who drove LDL below 25 mg/dL on evolocumab showed no drop in memory or executive function. Your brain makes its own cholesterol. It doesn't withdraw it from your bloodstream. The fear just got to you before the data did.
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Miss Rachel confirms what we have long suspected: that she is a Nazi.
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Jonathan Cab retweeted
Replying to @NickJFuentes
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Gronk continues to post Ws.
𝗕𝗥𝗘𝗔𝗞𝗜𝗡𝗚: The legendary Rob Gronkowski was spotted in New Hampshire helping Turning Point Action get out the vote for Republican candidates. Gronk is a lifelong Republican and supporter of President Donald Trump. He even signed fans' jerseys 👏
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Jonathan Cab retweeted
LOL Idaho is voting on a state gun. This is the most Idaho thing I’ve seen
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This post is from a literal European bot pushing right-wing retardism.
How it feels as a far-right Nationalist to vote straight-ticket Democrat
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The canary in the coal mine.
The pollsters told you Guam was a Democrat blowout... 57.9% for the Democrat, 35.4% for the Republican. A 22-point wipeout. Then the people actually voted. Republican Tony Ada won 51.5 to 48.2 and flipped the governor’s mansion RED. The pollsters missed by 26 points. Stop believing them.
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Replying to @hoofnagle
Genuinely thoughtful analysis by @sfc_opinions
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Jonathan Cab retweeted
Talarico, the creep, in his OWN words
Every word is James Talarico’s. 27 clips. 4 minutes. 2019–2026. “God is non-binary.” “…many more than two biological sexes. In fact, there are six.” “If you deny your child’s gender identity… it’s abusive for sure.” “There’s only one person who can determine a child’s gender identity, and that’s the child.” “I want to acknowledge that our trans community needs abortion care too.” “…the bill that would have denied gender-affirming health care to trans children… All these ideologies stem from this Christofascism movement.” “The way I fought for trans kids in the legislature is how I will fight for the U.S. Senate, and my position hasn’t changed.” “Prophetic voices like Jesus have helped me reckon with my own whiteness.” “It’s always rich to me that defund the police is considered off limits…” “Prison is violence.” “Tear down this secret police force.” Assault weapons ban? “Absolutely.” Send this to 10 Texas voters and tell them to vote today.
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Jonathan Cab retweeted
Totals from the listed counties: Republicans 453,407 Democrats 426,846 Republicans won the last day of early voting by 26,561.
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Norm Macdonald is the opposite of Neil deGrasse Tyson. 😂
Grok picked the quadrants...
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It’s all so tiresome
Iowa had its first day of early voting yesterday. Submitted ballots were D+27 by party registration. In 2022, first-day ABEV ballots were D+11. And in 2024, it was D+7. More on the EV blog: gelliottmorris.com/p/2026-ea…
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Whoa! This is absolutely crazy! And a great example of how to lie with statistics. @TheEconomist put out this graph showing rape numbers in England And Wales broken down by demographic. They conclude “it’s hardly an epidemic.” BUT THEY USED A LOGARITHMIC SCALE! That totally skews the visuals. So I created a linear scale version of the same data, so a non-mathematician can see what the data REALLY looks like. There's a certain type of person who will go nuts talking about the rape culture of frat boys, but when it comes to talking about Afghanistan, RUN BY THE TALIBAN, they go strangely quiet.
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Libtard’s heads will explode.
Our second product is called Blindsight and it will, as the name suggests, enable even those who are completely blind or have never seen to see. It is ready from an engineering standpoint. Just waiting on regulatory approval.
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