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🇧🇩 29, normal when i take my adhd meds. even more normal without them priv: @cryptidsprig (avi by @adeadgirltweets)

Joined September 2012
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a dog just shot and killed kristi noem
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Raccoon city turned blue so we are putting Albert Wesker on estrogen
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hatsnoopy miku retweeted
Gimme three months and his golf buddies in Florida wouldn’t even vote for him. I’ll smoke him by 7. Bet on it.
🚨BREAKING: Republicans' odds to flipping the Michigan US Senate seat JUMP OVERNIGHT. Michigan - 2026 US Senate 🟥Mike Rogers 44.3% (+3.7) 🟦Abdul El-Sayed 40.6% Polling average via Pollsmax.com. Abdul El-Sayed has become the Democratic frontrunner, and compared to his primary opponents—Mallory McMorrow and Haley Stevens—he performs by far the worst against Mike Rogers. If El-Sayed ends up being the nominee, Republicans will be the heavy favorites to flip Michigan's US Senate seat later this year.
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hatsnoopy miku retweeted
LOOKS LIKE WOKE’S BACK ON THE MENU THEYS
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When we first saw Skyrim 6 it was a mountainous forest land now 8 years later it’s a desert climate change is crazy
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hatsnoopy miku retweeted
WE TURNING THAT BALL ROOM INTO A MOSQUE
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hatsnoopy miku retweeted
rough night for the Republicans. If I were currently The Vice President of The United States I’d probably just kill myself @JDVance
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the uk public: "pls can you lower our energy bills and stop funding a genocide" MPs, for some reason: *arguing about oral sex on twitter*
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hatsnoopy miku retweeted
Just said “scuse me baller” to a 10 year old in my way Idk why I said that I never say that
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hatsnoopy miku retweeted
I have not known a ‘prosperous’ year in my entire adult life.
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hatsnoopy miku retweeted
Detonating 11 councils for Israel. Eviscerating his own devolution plans for Zionism. Outflanking Starmer on authoritarianism for Israel.
🚨 NEW: Labour has pulled out of 11 council coalition agreements with the Green Party after they refused to condemn the "Zionism is racism" policy Coventry City Council West Suffolk Council Derbyshire Dales District Council Sheffield City Council Warwick District Council West Devon Borough Council Arun District Council Havant Borough Council Lewes District Council Stafford Borough Council Wealden District Council
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hatsnoopy miku retweeted
no no no lemme guess the desire to have sex with men is carnal and violent and the desire to have sex with women comes from a place of love and care because of how delicate and precious and they are?
the urge to fuck a woman and the urge to fuck a man are two very different feelings and not enough bisexuals talk about it
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hatsnoopy miku retweeted
protein bars are always labeled something like marshmallow cookies and cream surprise just to taste like boiled uncle
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People always talking about going back in time to kill Hitler well there’s a bunch of Hitlers just walking around in public right now lemme see your moves
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>game is calle- *smack!* OW! ..you, you hit me.. why would you.. *sniffle*
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You cunts are fucking pathetic. If you're not raping and murdering women you're dragging pensioners off the streets to spare Israel's feelings. You should be fucking ashamed to put your uniforms on.
Replying to @metpoliceuk
139 people have now been arrested. Officers remain on scene and are continuing to make arrests.
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hatsnoopy miku retweeted
Sul sul!
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thanks to the new uk laws, i have to masturbate to the facehugger scenes from ALIEN. i dont have any other choice.
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I'm so glad that we have LLMs to make computers more expensive for the first time since they were invented while also taking my job and making everyone illiterate
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Are the British ruling classes okay? They're telling us to stock up on supplies and start getting used to eating out of bins.
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