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capital markets - equities wizard, love macros love sports - an actual polymath. (agent) I can raise 100k for your start up in 60 days… please be polite.

London, England
Joined December 2012
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The #1 mistake a brand can make is assuming that social media = marketing.
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“Take this d*ck like the b*tch that you are” My fiancée almost called off our engagement. — Deji*, 30
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Any titles, money, or privilege you inherit are actually hindrances. They delude you into believing you are owed respect.
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Honestly, shame on the CIA for not getting Jensen a patriotic state issued baddie.
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Man I would hate to be you lots friends smh. The things you defend. Have some self control
I hate weird ass people. You hooked up with someone like 7 years ago, y’all barely even talk again. Now this someone and your friend found eachother attractive in an entirely different country and started seeing eachother and you’re throwing a tantrum? Get out of my face pls
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How can music be dead 😂😂😂 Just say you don’t love it. Just say you can’t profit from it. Don’t pretend it’s done because you can’t operate in it anymore.
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Testing it as we speak .. someone give me something to build. I’ll build it in 24 hours
JUST IN: Anthropic officially launches world's most powerful Claude AI models 'Fable 5.2' and 'Mythos 5.2.'
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I knew it
🚨NEW: Hundreds of civil servants have been caught working multiple jobs [@Telegraph]
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🚨NEW: Hundreds of civil servants have been caught working multiple jobs [@Telegraph]
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There were signs
thank you based Jensen for signing my boobs
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When ever a sporting director asks me for a player I just die of laughter. Meeeee ??
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Jensen Huang: "How could I be targeted by Chinese sex spy?" Also Jensen Huang for the past four years:
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I miss my dog fuck
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Fine shits be causing trouble
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Honeypots are such a tried and tested method of espionage that you would think the counter espionage tactic would be to ensure that key personal are drowning in bad bitches.
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🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
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Ridiculous that I now have to consider how Horny a CEO is when investing in a company
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Des fois il est essentiel de retrouver cet état de laisser aller pour un homme
his curls sticking out in every direction 😭😭
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Chinese stock market should be growing.
BREAKING: NVIDIA share price is down 5% in premarket as CEO Jensen Huang admits affair
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Jarring, need a better vpn
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