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SmartSlink

@SmartSlink

Smart slinky adventuress / Alternative lifestyle supporter / Humor adherent

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Joined May 2009
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Recall @JayLeno asking years ago: “Who was the Black girl on Facts of Life?” Audience: “TOOTIE!” Leno: “And who’s the Secretary of Defense?” Audience: Silence. Today would be the opposite. 😏
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hannahhh@suckit_nerdsNov 5
so colin jost can do something besides update
Hakeem Jeffries (@RepJeffries) profile pictureHakeem Jeffries
@RepJeffriesNov 5
Why is Pete Hegseth still around?
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Finally, some interesting data
RobertRamsay (@RobertRamspcxi) profile pictureRobertRamsay
@RobertRamspcxiNov 4
Each US state's most disproportionately popular kink on Fetlife
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Does anyone ever really understand ballot questions? 🗳️🧐 #VotingDay #Midterms
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So really the more important question now is who will play her on SNL. 👀🍿
Aaron Rupar (@atrupar) profile pictureAaron Rupar
@atruparNov 2
here's the entirety of the seeming mental breakdown Haley Stevens just had on CNN. One of the most bizarre and incoherent political interviews I can recall. Note how she's completely unable to explain why she changed her mind from supporting Abdul El-Sayed last night to endorsing Mike Rogers today.
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I kinda thought everyone knew that. Or at least, everyone who’s ever had straight sex… 🧐
Sama (@tec_samax) profile pictureSama
@tec_samaxNov 1
The difference between the FEMALE ORGASM and the MALE ORGASM that almost no one knows: 🔴 MALE ORGASM - Reached in 5 minutes - Achieved 95% of the time - Lasts about 10 seconds - Has a refractory period (minutes to days) 🔵 FEMALE ORGASM ↓↓
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Perfect couple! 🤣
SARAH SQUIRM (@SarahSquirm) profile pictureSARAH SQUIRM
@SarahSquirmOct 29
hey oscar, your 🗑️ or mine? 😜
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Omg, American SNL needs to catch up! 🌹😂
ꕤ (@glindaupland) profile pictureꕤ
@glindauplandOct 24
CYNTHIA ERIVO?! 😭
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Colin Jost might disagree but point taken, lol.
Chase Mitchell (@ChaseMit) profile pictureChase Mitchell
@ChaseMitOct 20
This is highest achievement a comedy writer has ever reached
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So who’s gonna play her?? 🤔 #SNL
Aaron Rupar (@atrupar) profile pictureAaron Rupar
@atruparOct 13
this is an SNL cold open come to life. she can barely read
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Hadas Weiss@weiss_hadasSep 22
nothing like that first sin after yom kippur
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Who doesn’t experience a glitch every once in a while, especially when being interviewed? She’s adorable. 🤖😍 @TillyNorwoodX
Piers Morgan Uncensored (@PiersUncensored) profile picturePiers Morgan Uncensored
@PiersUncensoredSep 18
EXCLUSIVE: AI actress Tilly Norwood glitches and starts speaking CHINESE during her interview with Piers Morgan and real-life actor Tom Conti... Watch the full interview at 7pm (BST)👇 📺 youtube.com/piersmorganuncen… @piersmorgan | @TillyNorwoodX
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🤠 (@heavensbvnny) profile picture
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@heavensbvnnySep 15
the hottest part of sex is when i take off my glasses and put them in a safe place
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Before 9/11/01, it was possible to breeze through airport security without a ticket, wearing a fully closed winter coat and shoes and nothing else, and meet a disembarking passenger right at the gate. I know because I did it twice, for two different boyfriends. #NeverForget
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Not a fan of being asked if it’s “my first time” visiting a restaurant. It’s not gonna be that crazy bro.
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Image from 🎞️ shitposts.mp4 🎞️ (@shitposts_mp4)
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‏ً (@omgsidewalks) profile picture
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@omgsidewalksJul 21
NO GOOGLE I DON’T WANT AN AI SUMMARY OF THIS EMAIL BECAUSE I CAN FVCKING READ
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Dolly Parton might answer the question somewhat differently.
𐌌 (@fwmubii) profile picture𐌌
@fwmubiiJul 5
Cardi B opened up about her ultimate sexual fantasy in detail.👀🤯
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Hunter Biden
@HunterBidenJul 3
Replying to @pr_queenTrump @realDonaldTrump
Just to be clear I was NOT a failed crackhead. I was an extremely accomplished crackhead? Have a great day and Happy 4th!
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Wild that @andersoncooper hadn’t had a beer since college or ever eaten salt water taffy before tonight, and had never even heard of scrapple. If I didn’t know better I’d say he’s a bit sheltered. 😏 #CNNFourth
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