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I’m like if my parents had a baby

minnesota
Joined August 2014
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my two boyfriends aren’t responding to me rn
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none of my swimsuits will be kid friendly this summer teach yall kids about bad btches
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And for the lady, a 23-hour day of recognition?
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Filled my entire tank today like I always do it’s a small tank so I max pay $32 today I paid $39 most I’ve literally ever paid for this car but yes keeping pronouns are the problem
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I know everything costs a lot more now but at least it's also worse quality
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Shouldn’t have taken ozempic now my heating bill is $150 for my 700sqft apt
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If WW3 happens we’re cooked because men are in their princess era
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The audience when the women showed up #connorstorrieonsnl
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I’ve never thought Canada owned hockey because I always thought Minnesota did anyways
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Not to be rude but why are all these beautiful women dating ugly men
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Queue????????? OPEN THE SCHOOLS
QUEUE FREE BIRD 🦅🇺🇸
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Lily $mith retweeted
If my followers have been inspired by the fierce resistance the Twin Cities has put up to ICE, you should make it a point to take a trip here (April through October 😬), enjoy the wonderful things MN has to offer and support our small businesses. It continues to be a really tough time for them.
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his stroke game was too good it got the republicans wanting to put him in jail thats my #ChorizoChampion
Republican Congressmen claim that they're investigating Bad Bunny's Super Bowl Halftime Show for things like "pelvic thrusts" stereogum.com/2488954/republ…
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I DO NOT “MEAL PREP” I DO NOT “BUDGET GROCERIES” I BUY FOOD WHEN IM HUNGRY AND IF IM BROKE I KILL MYSELF
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If the Seahawks kicker doesn’t get mvp I’ll be mad like he’s the only one doing something #SuperBowlLX
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Whenever a pretty person is funny you just know they either have a lot of weird family shit going on or they used to be kinda fat or both
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i miss when boys made me nervous now i just be irritated
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LFG BLVD’s Asian sticky ribs are gas
🚨 BREAKING: We were just KICKED OUT & ASSAULTED by staff at the gross MINNEAPOLIS restaurant BLVD!!!! 😡😡 Why??? 👀 Because we were overheard talking about TRUMP & SUPPORTING ICE!! There is an ALL OUT WAR on patriots in Minnesota!!!! 😧 FEBRUARY 7th WE TAKE MN BACK!!🇺🇸✝️
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