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having a touchtunes account is one of the first signs of alcoholism
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i love you you’re so funny
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Final Destination 3 (2006)
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There’s something wrong with me because I love #that video of Kendall and Kylie
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How many hoes in the room
How many pushups can you do straight without stopping ?
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I personally don’t know a single person that’s as loving or as violent as me
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Type shit
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This bit of Freddy vs Jason always feels like a fever dream.
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Idk how to say this but every time I try on pants at the thrift store I feel like I’m butt naked jacking off with loaded gun in my mouth fat as fuck
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Cutest video everrrrrrrrrrrrrr
A baby goat started pushing a cat, but the cat thought it was just getting cuddles
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Life is awful and I need a man to keep me in check
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Sometimes you gotta do something strange for some extra change
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My friends chihuahua watching us watch scary movies
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I only DoorDash smashed burgers
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Hearing ''Oh my God he's got a gun'' while holding a gun must feel amazing.
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Something fat just happened
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