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@softhze
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Joined March 2014
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having a touchtunes account is one of the first signs of alcoholism
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aiko@mkkuNov 7
Replying to @softhze
i love you you’re so funny
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Final Destination 3 (2006)
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How many hoes in the room
Zeeti (@DJZeeti) profile pictureZeeti
@DJZeetiNov 3
How many pushups can you do straight without stopping ?
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I personally don’t know a single person that’s as loving or as violent as me
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Type shit
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This bit of Freddy vs Jason always feels like a fever dream.
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Idk how to say this but every time I try on pants at the thrift store I feel like I’m butt naked jacking off with loaded gun in my mouth fat as fuck
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Hearing ''Oh my God he's got a gun'' while holding a gun must feel amazing.
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Something fat just happened
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now i knowww how joan of arc felt
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I really don’t give a shit about this anymore
rawr. (@luvamelio) profile picturerawr.@luvamelioOct 5
i hate bonding over music because ill probably never forget you but maybe that’s okay
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Me as an Axe throwing instructor: Just go out there and have fun with it. There is no right or wrong way to do this
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first nigga to make a molotov was mad as fuck
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every time i wanna quit smoking cigs i start encountering Cigarette Situations
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Every sandwich is 17 dollars now why
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Text me if it’s urgent, call me if it’s funny
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wearing a long sleeve shirt under a short sleeve shirt
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i never cared about a future i was supposed to die in september 2019
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smoking a cigarette and walking past an older person with a vape
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